PG2, that is spellbindingly touching. Make sure to attach your name to it, or they might steal it for the libretto!
That movie Joel Schumaker made? It was tight.
I liked all those flash-forewards in black and white
With Raoul and his wheelchair and dorky mustache--
And he bought my old monkey and various trash.
So, Christine, remember those roses I gave,
Including the one that I left on your grave?
I probably left upward of two thousand five
So can I have a refund, since you're still alive?
The one thing that bugs me is, why did Joel Schu
Let me stay alive after killing off you?
Because I'm the same age as Madame Giry
Which means you'd be forty years younger than me.
So you died in the movie, but hey, that's okay
Apparently, we both survive in the play.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
Updated On: 3/18/09 at 03:01 PM