Lyrics That Sound Suggestive Out of Context
#2
Posted: 6/16/12 at 11:03pm
"Get ready for me, love, 'cause I'm a comer"
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#3
Posted: 6/16/12 at 11:06pm
"Poppin' pussies into pies"
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#4
Posted: 6/16/12 at 11:08pm
"Get ready for me, love, 'cause I'm a comer"
Especially when Lea Michele issinging screaming it.
Especially when Lea Michele is
"There’s nothing quite like the power and the passion of Broadway music. "
#5
Posted: 6/16/12 at 11:15pm
He's a man
He's just a man
And I've had so many men before
In very many ways
The last line is supposed to be the start of a new sentence, which ends with "he's just one more," but the song structure makes it appear like it's ending the previous line, which suggests that Mary Magdalene has had sex with a lot of men in various positions.
He's just a man
And I've had so many men before
In very many ways
The last line is supposed to be the start of a new sentence, which ends with "he's just one more," but the song structure makes it appear like it's ending the previous line, which suggests that Mary Magdalene has had sex with a lot of men in various positions.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#6
Posted: 6/16/12 at 11:56pm
^I always thought "in very many ways" does qualify the way Mary's had so many men before, rather than relating to how Jesus is just one more; although I don't think the very many ways Mary has had so many men before only refers only to the physical mechanics of her liaisons.
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The Jerry Herman trilogy:
"I put my hand in there"
"Did he need a stronger hand?"
"Life is a celebration with you on my arm"
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The Jerry Herman trilogy:
"I put my hand in there"
"Did he need a stronger hand?"
"Life is a celebration with you on my arm"
Updated On: 6/16/12 at 11:56 PM
#8
Posted: 6/17/12 at 1:08am
"And she draws you close
To her Giant breast,
And you know things now
that you never knew before,
Not till the sky."
To her Giant breast,
And you know things now
that you never knew before,
Not till the sky."
#9
Posted: 6/17/12 at 1:36am
From Evita: "Buenos Aires"
"Take me in at your flood, give me speed
Give me lights, set me humming
Shoot me up with your blood, wine me up
With your nights, watch me coming!"
If it weren't for the lyric immediately following that, which goes like this:
"All I want is a whole lot of excess
Tell the singer this is where I'm playing" [goes without saying she means playing a piano, or some other instrument. Not that I take that literally, but I bet lots of people do. *eye roll*]
Then it'd be safe to assume whorish Eva plans to become a drug addicted slutwhore as her life's ambition. Hooray!
"Take me in at your flood, give me speed
Give me lights, set me humming
Shoot me up with your blood, wine me up
With your nights, watch me coming!"
If it weren't for the lyric immediately following that, which goes like this:
"All I want is a whole lot of excess
Tell the singer this is where I'm playing" [goes without saying she means playing a piano, or some other instrument. Not that I take that literally, but I bet lots of people do. *eye roll*]
Then it'd be safe to assume whorish Eva plans to become a drug addicted slutwhore as her life's ambition. Hooray!
Recreation of original John Cameron orchestration to "On My Own" by yours truly. Click player below to hear.
#10
Posted: 6/17/12 at 1:45am
From Carousel: "June Is Bustin' Out All Over!"
"But it's comin', by God
You can feel it come,
You can feel it in your heart
You can see it in the ground
You can see it in the trees
You can smell it in the breeze
Look around, look around, look around!
June is bustin' out all over!!!"
And the rest certainly doesn't help, neither does the fact the song is obviously about courting, which forces you to "go there."
So, yep. If you have a dirty mind like me, then you can't help imagining Nettie is a brothel mistress, the men the clientele, and the ladies women of the night.
And June is just some big ol' busty slut.
"But it's comin', by God
You can feel it come,
You can feel it in your heart
You can see it in the ground
You can see it in the trees
You can smell it in the breeze
Look around, look around, look around!
June is bustin' out all over!!!"
And the rest certainly doesn't help, neither does the fact the song is obviously about courting, which forces you to "go there."
So, yep. If you have a dirty mind like me, then you can't help imagining Nettie is a brothel mistress, the men the clientele, and the ladies women of the night.
And June is just some big ol' busty slut.
Recreation of original John Cameron orchestration to "On My Own" by yours truly. Click player below to hear.
Updated On: 6/17/12 at 01:45 AM
#11
Posted: 6/17/12 at 11:57am
Oh man. How could I ever have forgotten "Watch me coming!"
I know you.
I know you.
I know you.
#12
Posted: 6/17/12 at 5:35pm
??Lea Michele sings it not screams it. Have you even listened to her?
"Brevity is the soul of wit"--Hamlet
#13
Posted: 6/17/12 at 5:37pm
"Guess what. In his bed, Pharaoh had an uneasy night."
#14
Posted: 6/17/12 at 5:41pm
From THE LITTLE MERMAID, "Under the Sea": "Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me!"
#15
Posted: 6/17/12 at 6:20pm
"Louis's art is not hard to swallow."
"Gentlemen now don’t be shy!
Not one man, no, nor ten men.
Nor a hundred can assuage me.
I will have you!"
"Gentlemen now don’t be shy!
Not one man, no, nor ten men.
Nor a hundred can assuage me.
I will have you!"
#16
Posted: 6/17/12 at 7:33pm
If I'm the bottom you're the top.
#17
Posted: 6/17/12 at 7:53pm
"Truman Capote's balls."
Applause
Applause
#18
Posted: 6/17/12 at 8:06pm
"Hey, you came!"
"Well, I said that I might"
"Well, I said that I might"
#19
Posted: 6/17/12 at 8:10pm
"I never shall yield till we come face to face. Till we come face to face."
#20
Posted: 6/18/12 at 7:35am
A lot of these are just as suggestive in context and deliberately.
#21
Posted: 6/18/12 at 8:12am
^ Yeah, like "watching little things grow".
#22
Posted: 6/18/12 at 8:46am
"Any Tom, Harry or Dick...
A dick-a-dick, a dick-a-dick, a dick-a-dick...
A dick-a-dick, a dick-a-dick, a dick-a-dick...
#23
Posted: 6/18/12 at 8:52am
"Every morning you greet me.... You look happy to meet me."
Just sayin'.
"Come to me, bend to me"
Just sayin'.
"Come to me, bend to me"
#24
Posted: 6/18/12 at 10:30am
"Come on and blow, Gabriel, blow!"
"Brevity is the soul of wit"--Hamlet
#25
Posted: 6/18/12 at 7:56pm
Broadway has a very dirty mind.
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