Messy White Gays- Page 2
Messy White Gays
Messy White Gays#25
Posted: 9/16/25 at 6:18pm
TheatreMonkey said: "Whelp, looks like no Zane Phillips for you...
Zane Phillips Replaced in "Messy White Gays" "
I'm not familiar with this new guy, but seems like they stayed on type!
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/13
Messy White Gays#26
Posted: 9/16/25 at 6:34pm
Yes Google returns plenty of photos of him posing in his underwear. He was also a spokesman for some brand of "tanning water?" Which seems like an appropriate product for a mwg to spam
Messy White Gays#27
Posted: 9/20/25 at 5:33pm
Hahahahaha people will never learn. I hold ACTORS to high esteem not stupid influencers or pop stars (Nicole s) like we’ve seen them disappoint over the last year. But sure go ahead, wag your finger at the incredible Kristin Chenoweth. Some of you have truly terrible instincts about people.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/04
Messy White Gays#28
Posted: 10/7/25 at 5:37pm
This is now in previews. If anyone sees it, please post your thoughts. Thanks.
Stand-by Joined: 1/18/05
Messy White Gays#29
Posted: 10/8/25 at 9:13am
Saw last nights 2nd preview. "Funniest thing since Oh Mary" was heard a few times in the lobby after the show. I wouldn't compare the shows at all, but I think we'll be hearing that a lot. It was hilarious. I'm not sure the point, and not one character had a redeeming quality, but you do not stop laughing the entire time. Feels like an A+ episode of a sitcom. Every joke, and there are millions of them, lands. Definitely second preview, still finding some timing and I'm sure there will be some cuts and tweaks, and the middle gets a little one note in tone and energy, but it's safe to say this will be a big crowd pleaser.
Broadway Star Joined: 3/26/24
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/04
Messy White Gays#31
Posted: 10/8/25 at 5:51pm
pair-o-dice said: "Saw last nights 2nd preview. "Funniest thing since Oh Mary" was heard a few times in the lobby after the show. I wouldn't compare the shows at all, but I think we'll be hearing that a lot. It was hilarious. I'm not sure the point, and not one character had a redeeming quality, but you do not stop laughing the entire time. Feels like an A+ episode of a sitcom. Every joke, and there are millions of them, lands. Definitely second preview, still finding some timing and I'm sure there will be some cuts and tweaks, and the middle gets a little one note in tone and energy, but it's safe to say this will be a big crowd pleaser."
Thanks for the review. Sold. I’m seeing it tonight. Their ticketing website was glitching out all day today so I went to TKTS and picked up a super cheap ticket in a great location.
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/30/17
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/04
Messy White Gays#33
Posted: 10/8/25 at 9:18pm
GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
this is the last time I take advice from BroadwayWorld. This thing was utterly repulsive. Vile, stereotypical characters saying vile stereotypical things. Are you idiots trying to get the country to hate us more????? If so, you’re doing a great job. All the jokes are based on current affairs or specific currently trending people, events or situations, which automatically means this show is dated as soon as the current production ends. How does the author think this is going to play 10 years from now, as opposed to Boys in the Band, which does not rely on snippy little insults to current events, and has been playing around the world since the 1960’s?????The jokes are not funny. The audience I was with did not start laughing (and even then, just a few laughs) until the halfway mark. I must say that all the jokes are basically catty insults so members here might enjoy it. I went into this enthusiastic for a great new gay play and exited in depression. Sad. Pathetic. Unfortunate. Especially since the actors are all fantastic.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/04
Messy White Gays#35
Posted: 10/8/25 at 9:56pm
Matt Rogers said: "GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
this is the last time I take advice from BroadwayWorld. This thing was utterly repulsive. Vile, stereotypical characters saying vile stereotypical things. Are you idiots trying to get the country to hate us more????? If so, you’re doing a great job.All the jokes are based on current affairs or specific currently trending people, events or situations, which automatically means this show is dated as soon as the current production ends. How does the author think this is going to play 10 years from now, as opposed to Boys in the Band, which does not rely on snippy little insults to current events, and has been playing around the world since the 1960’s?????The jokes are not funny. The audience I was with did not start laughing (and even then, just a few laughs) until the halfway mark. I must say that all the jokes are basically catty insults so members here might enjoy it.I went into this enthusiasticfor a great new gay play and exited in depression. Sad. Pathetic. Unfortunate. Especially since the actors are all fantastic."
What precisely were you expecting from a show called Messy White Gays? It sounds like it delivered exactly what the title promised?
Also there's one other opinion here. Calm down with the rhetoric.
Messy White Gays#36
Posted: 10/8/25 at 10:03pm
perfectliar said: "Matt Rogers said: "GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
this is the last time I take advice from BroadwayWorld. This thing was utterly repulsive. Vile, stereotypical characters saying vile stereotypical things. Are you idiots trying to get the country to hate us more????? If so, you’re doing a great job.All the jokes are based on current affairs or specific currently trending people, events or situations, which automatically means this show is dated as soon as the current production ends. How does the author think this is going to play 10 years from now, as opposed to Boys in the Band, which does not rely on snippy little insults to current events, and has been playing around the world since the 1960’s?????The jokes are not funny. The audience I was with did not start laughing (and even then, just a few laughs) until the halfway mark. I must say that all the jokes are basically catty insults so members here might enjoy it.I went into this enthusiasticfor a great new gay play and exited in depression. Sad. Pathetic. Unfortunate. Especially since the actors are all fantastic."
What precisely were you expecting from a show called Messy White Gays? It sounds like it delivered exactly what the title promised?
Also there's one other opinion here. Calm down with the rhetoric."
Exactly!! Also that one opinion on here so far reads as VERY shilly (I mean chilly!)
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/04
Messy White Gays#37
Posted: 10/8/25 at 10:06pm
perfectliar said: "Matt Rogers said: "GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
this is the last time I take advice from BroadwayWorld. This thing was utterly repulsive. Vile, stereotypical characters saying vile stereotypical things. Are you idiots trying to get the country to hate us more????? If so, you’re doing a great job.All the jokes are based on current affairs or specific currently trending people, events or situations, which automatically means this show is dated as soon as the current production ends. How does the author think this is going to play 10 years from now, as opposed to Boys in the Band, which does not rely on snippy little insults to current events, and has been playing around the world since the 1960’s?????The jokes are not funny. The audience I was with did not start laughing (and even then, just a few laughs) until the halfway mark. I must say that all the jokes are basically catty insults so members here might enjoy it.I went into this enthusiasticfor a great new gay play and exited in depression. Sad. Pathetic. Unfortunate. Especially since the actors are all fantastic."
What precisely were you expecting from a show called Messy White Gays? It sounds like it delivered exactly what the title promised?
Also there's one other opinion here. Calm down with the rhetoric."
I was expecting it to be funny and it was a piece of garbage instead. I wax hoping to like it, so take a seat queen.
Messy White Gays#38
Posted: 10/8/25 at 10:10pm
I see someone’s thrown their hat into the ring for the title of America’s Sweetheart!
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/04
Messy White Gays#39
Posted: 10/8/25 at 10:15pm
Kad said: "I see someone’s thrown their hat into the ring for the title of America’s Sweetheart!"
There’s only one America’s Sweetheart hun, and you know who that is. Unless and until you see this vile show, take a seat.
Stand-by Joined: 1/18/05
Messy White Gays#40
Posted: 10/9/25 at 12:01am
Wait - you found this play "stereotypical" for depicting gay men as "vile" and that all the jokes were just "insults" - and then in the next post you ended it with "so take a seat queen". HAHAHA, that's rich. Like, point of the play made. You ARE Drew Droege's character. This thread could be a page from the script.
Messy White Gays#41
Posted: 10/9/25 at 12:10am
Kad said: "I see someone’s thrown their hat into the ring for the title of America’s Sweetheart!"
Kad is messy as hell.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/04
Messy White Gays#42
Posted: 10/9/25 at 7:37am
pair-o-dice said: "Wait - you found this play "stereotypical" for depicting gay men as "vile" and that all the jokes were just "insults" - and then in the next post you ended it with "so take a seat queen". HAHAHA, that's rich. Like, point of the play made. You ARE Drew Droege's character. This thread could be a page from the script."
No babe. It couldn’t be a page from the script because that script is completely incoherent. Any play that starts with two gay men beating the crap out of what looks like a crash test dummy, while pausing here and there to simulate having sex with the crash test dummy, and then proceeding to beat it to death…..any play that begins with this insane opening….can only go downhill from there. And it does. It’s a truly repulsive excuse for a play.
Messy White Gays#43
Posted: 10/9/25 at 8:39am
Matt Rogers said: "No babe. It couldn’t be a page from the script because that script is completely incoherent. Any play that starts with two gay menbeating the crap out of what looks like a crash test dummy, while pausing here and there to simulate having sex with the crash test dummy, and then proceeding to beat it to death…..any play that begins with this insane opening….can only go downhill from there. And it does. It’s a truly repulsive excuse for a play."
To be fair, and for the sake of anyone else planning to see this, all the advertising made it clear from the start that's what it's about.
https://playbill.com/article/drew-droege-will-bring-messy-white-gays-off-broadway
"Look out—Drew Droege is bringing Messy White Gays Off-Broadway, which means bottomless murder is on this brunch menu. The new farce will play The Duke on 42nd Street beginning October 6 ahead of a November 2 opening night, with Mike Donahue at the helm.
In Messy White Gays, boyfriends Brecken and Caden have just murdered their throuple mate and stashed his corpse in a Jonathan Adler credenza, and the gays have just arrived for brunch."
https://messywhitegays.com/
"It’s Sunday morning in Hell’s Kitchen. Brecken and Caden have just murdered their boyfriend and stuffed his body into a Jonathan Adler credenza. Unfortunately, they’ve also invited friends over for brunch. And they’re out of limes!
Feel bad for them!
They’re MESSY WHITE GAYS!"
Your description sounds exactly like what they were selling.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/14/05
Messy White Gays#45
Posted: 10/9/25 at 11:46am
RippedMan said: "That is a wild premise lol"
Indeed. What self-respecting gays would have a Jonathan Adler credenza? A vase or lamp? Perhaps. But a case good? 
Swing Joined: 5/8/23
Messy White Gays#46
Posted: 10/9/25 at 12:43pm
Ah, so based on this premise - is this a sort of send up of Alfred Hitchcock's Rope then?
MemorableUserName said:
https://playbill.com/article/drew-droege-will-bring-messy-white-gays-off-broadway
"Look out—Drew Droege is bringingMessy White Gays Off-Broadway, which means bottomless murder is on this brunch menu. The new farce will play The Duke on 42nd Street beginning October 6 ahead of a November 2 opening night, with Mike Donahue at the helm.
In Messy White Gays, boyfriendsBrecken and Caden have just murdered their throuple mate and stashed his corpse in a Jonathan Adler credenza, and the gays have just arrived for brunch."
https://messywhitegays.com/
"It’s Sunday morning in Hell’s Kitchen. Brecken and Caden have just murdered their boyfriend and stuffed his body into a Jonathan Adler credenza. Unfortunately, they’ve also invited friends over for brunch. And they’re out of limes!
Feel bad for them!
They’re MESSY WHITE GAYS!"
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/04
Messy White Gays#47
Posted: 10/9/25 at 8:09pm
ryandk2 said: "Do you remember the run time for the show? I'd imagine it would be short - hopefully around 90 minutes, no intermission?
I'm in town for a week in November. My schedule is pretty full already, but if it's short, I could squeeze in a Saturday 5pm show.
Thanks."
The run time last night was 75 minutes, not counting a typical 10 minute late start time. They even made a pre-show announcement that the run time was 75 minutes.
Chorus Member Joined: 8/1/05
Messy White Gays#48
Posted: 10/18/25 at 12:17pm
Caught this last night. Whatever violent opening that was described earlier isn't there anymore. The play opened with two guys over a dead body and got right to jokes. It's a slight play with funny actors playing unlikeable characters, but I laughed the entire time. Pete Zias steals the show and Drew Droege is great. Both had a few show stopping moments that got major applause. Fun show.
Messy White Gays#49
Posted: 11/1/25 at 6:53pm
While I can’t say I laughed so hard I cried, I came closer to it than anything in quite a while. I’ll DEFINITELY be seeing this one again.
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