Ben Stone..... oops I mean our beloved After Eight,
When will we be free of your pity-party dirgical of an attitude? With nothing ever being good enough and always lamenting the demise of theatre?
Our eardrums would be so grateful.
Especially since you have a wealth of knowledge and use it simply to decry the very thing you claim to love.
P.S. With your unrelenting attitude, you certainly could be a character in Follies, Passion, Marie Christine, or even The Wild Party. Wouldn't you rather be a character in Mame or Dolly?
"Sticks and stones, sister. Here, have a Valium." - Patti LuPone, a Memoir