Finally saw this. It has no business ever being on Broadway, let alone on the island of Manhattan. Maybe a dinner theatre somewhere.
A talented cast (as is so often the case) but I’m not sure how they perform that book with a straight face. Teenagers being played by late-30s may work in a large house, but not in this tiny former cinema.
Constantine is all wrong for the lead. He has a natural darkness/sinister shade, which doesn’t get erased at all when he puts on the “I just wanna let the kids have fun! I didn’t know what I was doing!” coat. And the two dirtiest jokes made by the oldest guy in the cast? What possessed them?
The ice cream licking bit went on way too long. Maybe they’ve given up hope and are just having fun now.
Worst wigs in the tri-state area. If the face is the main thing we look at, everything around it had better not distract us for the wrong reasons.
Apparently this show has been trying to make it for many years. Maybe this run will get them to take the hint.
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