As someone who has seen HELLO, DOLLY! almost 90 times, It's safe to say I like the show. However, I've been thinking about some of the flaws in it. Maybe you can explain them for me:
1) If Horace lives and works in Yonkers, why is he marching in the 14th Street parade in NYC?
2) If Horace's business sells hay and feed. why are so many cans of tomatoes stored in the basement?
3) In this production, Ambrose is described as a "starving" artist. Why, then, does Dolly ask him to buy her train ticket and lunch?
4) Why do Ermengarde and Ambrose need 11 pieces of luggage for an overnight trip to NYC?
5) Irene describes herself as a "poor Irish immigrant" but she has no trace of an accent. Why?
Please come up with answers here. I won't be able to sleep tonight otherwise.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)