You can quote Sandra Bernhard to him: "Honey, if you have to, you can come sit here on my face. As long as I have a face you'll always have a seat."
Borstal, you forgot the closing line which is so appropriate for Neil and David, "Table for two?" lmao
For the record, I hate tweeting and celebrities who TWOT. I really dont care that David and Neil are a crying mess.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello