Couple of big ones, but rows behind, not next to:
At ROMANTIC COMEDY, the Bernard Slade play with Mia Farrow and Anthony Perkins, Ruth Gordan, Garson K., ... and Ethel Merman were all in the row in front of me. My favorite thing to watch: The Merm seemed more interested in Ruth.
And at Annie, I was there when Streisand and Jon Peters attended. She was wisked out at intermission.
At SEUSSICAL when Rosie O was in: two rows behind Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, and opposite them, Shirley MacLaine.
My favorite, Men's rooms: I was next to Dylan Baker in the, uh, row of Men's Euphemisms, and complemented his performance in HAPPINESS as he completed his biz. Bigger yet: I was next to Burt Bacharach at TORCH SONG TRIOLOGY, and was dying to say "Raindrops keep fallin' in the head..." Yeah, I didn't think it was funny the next day, either.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling
Updated On: 1/7/10 at 01:37 PM