TV Commercials into Broadway shows

[chad2]

TV Commercials into Broadway shows#0

Posted: 8/11/06 at 12:55pm

What commercial would do the best on Broadway?

I think the Quizno Baby. Any other ideas?

[Unknown User]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#1

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:04pm

Head On or The Clapper.

[Unknown User]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#2

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:08pm

Ugghh...Next we'll be speculating what letter of the alphabet would make a good musical.

[jimnysf]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#3

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:10pm

I've got a pimple on my....

Perhaps that would make a great Broadway show!

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[dancingthrulife04]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#4

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:11pm

HEAD ON!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!!!

Imagine them singing that over and over again.

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[thevolleyballer]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#5

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:52pm

Ooh, ooh! Vonage Theme: The Musical! All about people doing stupid things... I think it works!

Or Starbucks Doubleshot Does Broadway! That's a keeper. Oh yeah.

[millie_dillmount]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#6

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:04pm

- Head On
- Chia Pet
- Magic Bullet infomercial (this was a thread on the OT board lol)

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[James885]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#7

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:04pm

Yeah, I can picture the opening number for the Head On musical, tilted "Head On!" (with new and improved lyrics) :

HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR SORE HEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRCTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

(The cast repeats these lines in modulating keys for the duration of the song)

But in all seriousness, commcercials turned into musicals are probably not a good idea.

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Updated On: 8/11/06 at 02:04 PM

[SNLMedia]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#8

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:10pm

eBay. Christian Borle could reprise his role as eBay crooner guy!

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[Becoz_i_knew_you21]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#9

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:21pm

That gum commercial with the Double Mint twins. That would probably close in 1 month.

[Unknown User]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#10

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:26pm

^ The lyrics to that song in the new Doublemint commercial are so insipid. I cringe whenever the ad comes on.

[neddyfrank2]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#11

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:28pm

I like the Doublemint comercial with the Twins that don't look like twins.

I second the Magic Bullet

Capital One, with a bunch of stone age men running around

[Gothampc]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#12

Posted: 8/11/06 at 3:11pm

Mandy Patinkin's cholesterol commercial. We already have the male lead.

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[Shawk]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#13

Posted: 8/11/06 at 6:05pm

I will only see the Mandy Patinkin Crestor musical if he goes up and down those really special escaltors and wears those oddly-fitting pants and sweaters like in the ads.

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Updated On: 8/11/06 at 06:05 PM

[GoodbyeMyLover]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#14

Posted: 8/11/06 at 7:08pm

what about an herbal essence commercial!
that could be one heck of a show!

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[jjoey076]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#15

Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:47pm

The Dell guy did a show recently, maybe we should have him reprise his role and do a show called "Dude, you're getting a Dell!"

[Horton]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#16

Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:48pm

Letter's of the day has been done by Sesame Street already.

[WickedGeek28]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#17

Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:53pm

ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch - chia!

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[YouWantitWhen????]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#18

Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:57pm

I am actually surpised that no one has done a musical about the life of Ron Popeil (sp?).

Just think - the pocket fisherman, and all of the fun stuff that could be thrown it.

It actually could be a rags to riches story about the American dream... selling crap that no one needs and making a fortune.

[nomdeplume]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#19

Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:59pm

Didn't they already do that with the jingles in In My Life?

[BtMartin25]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#20

Posted: 8/19/06 at 3:14pm

CHICKEN FRIES!

bt

[bwayondabrain]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#21

Posted: 8/19/06 at 3:29pm

WALMART!!!
at least with the older commercials, it would feature people talking about how Walmart helps them, and has changed their lives
it could be a series of songs, and monologues
and a showstopping finale complete with shopping carts and the stupid little smiley face guy

[TomMonster]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#22

Posted: 8/19/06 at 3:43pm

We've already got the Snapple theatre, Hilton theatre, Cadillac theatre. Do we really need the shows to product placements too?

I think y'all watch too much TV!

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[Phantomerik15]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#23

Posted: 8/19/06 at 4:54pm

How about the Dunkin Donuts commercial where the mom and kids are in the car? swimming...oboe,....KARATE!!!!

Back, he spurred like a madman, shrieking a curse to the sky. With the white road smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high! Blood-red were the spurs i' the golden noon; wine-red was his velvet coat, when they shot him down on the highway, down like a dog on the highway, and he lay in his blood on the highway, with the bunch of lace at his throat... (The Highwayman. Sung by: Loreena McKennitt)

[peggyandvelma]

re: TV Commercials into Broadway shows#24

Posted: 8/19/06 at 5:31pm

Slightly off-topic but have you guys noticed the the Midas car commercials use the jingle from Bells are Ringing??

"Trust the Midas touch!"

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