When I lived in Berkeley, there was this third-run dollar movie theatre that had a different bill every night. And on this particular evening it was "Cabaret". So my b/f and I go to see this, and the only place we could find two seats together was about two rows back from this pair of little old ladies: one was in her late 60s, the other slightly older and wearing a hearing aid.
About ten minutes into it, the older lady's hearing aid went bust. So, in a voice that could be heard throughout almost the entire theatre:
"WHAT ARE THEY SAYING NOW?"
"THEY'RE SAYING THEY'RE GOING TO A BAR."
"OH..... WHAT ARE THEY SAYING NOW?"
"THEY'RE SINGING A SONG."
"OH."
Now sure, it sounds like it might annoying as all heck, but since everyone there probably knew the entire movie front to back, it made it sort of bizarre fun to see this movie afresh through their conversation. Naturally, everyone was waiting for *that* scene, and our elderly friends did not disappoint: the scene in the car where they have the argument about Max.
"Screw Max!"
"I have!"
"So have I." "WHAT ARE THEY SAYING NOW?"
"I DONT KNOW! I DIDNT HEAR IT!"
"IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING FUNNY! EVERYONE'S LAUGHING! ASK SOMEONE!"
"SHUT UP AND WATCH THE MOVIE!"
God, we were *dying* to tell her what they said.....
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