MERRY CHRISTMAS, B*ITCHES!
Sorry. I just had to get it out of my system. Happy/Merry/Have a good Chrisma-hannu-kwanzaa-dan.

Oh, and Merry Rentmas to all of you. 12 hours to 9pm, EST! My best (Jewish) friend is coming over for Xmas Eve tonight to help us decorate our tree, and she's a total Renthead, so she'll definitely act it out with me. Plus, I got her a Collins-esque hat, so that should help.
Le sigh. Squeebay is just a distant dream...
And don't even get me started on the eyebrow. *faints*