HELLO DOLLY in the Prehistoric Era with Dinosaurs LES MISERABLES in America during the American Revolution WICKED at Penn State THE LION KING with an all-white cast
"These rabid fans...possess the acting talent to portray the hooker...Linda Eder..." -The New York Times
ONCE ON THIS ISLAND set in Levittown. (It's still ONCE ON THIS ISLAND, come on!)
How about a CAROUSEL that starts outside the STAR TOURS ride at Disneyland? Mrs. Mullin could be a teenaged ride operator and Billy could be a closeted homosexual Luke Skywalker stand-in/cast member.
SONDHEIM ON SONDHEIM with Jerry Herman as Steve! It'd be far cheerier and filled with Diet Coke and lots of happy stories about mothers.
FYI: I am not denying Jerry of his happy childhood, non-alcohol life and cheery songs. Good for him! But in a nightmare world of MAME in a crackhouse and BRING IT ON at a fisting party, we'll see this
THE ACT set on a street corner or Subway car during rush hour.