I have legitimately always wanted to do a concert production of Cats, without cat costumes and someone very drily reading stage directions like, "And then the cat flies up to cat heaven on a tire."
And the only choreography would be stagehands dressed in black moving around actual cats during "Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats".
I just want people to focus on how stupid the show actually is.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
I saw a drag show that did Annie set in a whorehouse. Miss Hanigan was the madam and the orphans were her "girls". Needless to say the song "Little Girls" took on a whole new meaning.