"When I was in college a friend of mine and I tried come up with a concept for a deconstructed A Chorus Line set in a concentration camp. We were high."
I just read this fully. Maybe they could be auditioning for Hitler's Birthday Pageant, and those not picked would obviously be killed, with those who survive the cut performing in Nazi uniforms in front of a giant blow-up of Hitler? It might rip-off "Springtime for Hitler" a little bit, but it sounds more entertaining than Mario Lopez as Zach.
Chess, but replace the chess games with hockey games, and change the cold war to the Civil War Evita in a post-apocalyptic world reminiscent of The Hunger Games Finian's Rainbow with the guy becoming a lesbian instead of black In the Heights on Mars Nine with nine different actors playing Guido at the same time Rock of Ages in the 1940s Titanic ending with everyone waking up on the boat realizing it was just a bad dream
This is why I love the BWW forum, you all make me laugh just when I need it!
How about Ragtime set in modern times with vintage costumes?? Oh, never mind. Maybe Eve Ensler could rework Book of Mormon about women on a mission who are all going through different stages in their lives titled "The Book of Estrogen". It could be set in a monestary. With Julie Taymor directing of course!
The Sound of Music done straight except ending like Dialogues of the Carmelites, with the nuns being executed one by one as retribution for aiding the Von Trapps. They can file off singing "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?" punctuated by gunshots, until only the Mother Superior is left to sing solo as she strides proudly towards her doom.
I would prefer keeping the "Climb Every Mountain" finale. The Von Trapps are climbing over the mountain to Switzerland while the nuns are climbing aboard a train headed for Auschwitz.
Since the script already takes huge liberties (such as climbing over the mountain to get to Switzerland, and even the year in which they left Austria) we can push the concentration camps forward a bit.
I have an idea for a dark version of of Suessical. Where Jojo is in coma, from being sexual assaulted by his uncle,who doubles as the Cat. People would double from reality and then the worlds of Jojo's mind. It is pretty messed up.
"I think lying to children is really important, it sets them off on the right track" -Sherie Rene Scott-
Pippin set in a rich, Republican white-bread New England suburb, where the Leading Player is the news media and Catherine is a poor maid for a neighbor
"guys and dolls" where sky is a butch lesbian and adelaide is a drag queen. those hot box scenes are basically drag numbers already. like some others in this thread, this was also an idea conceived under the influence.
also (from the same brainstorming session), pantsless sondheim: stage totally traditional productions of his shows, except everyone is naked from the waist down.
Updated On: 8/1/12 at 11:31 AM