What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#1What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:30pm
Just curious.
Suicide?
Boycott?
Start a petition?
Or just have a plain old fashioned BWW meltdown?
sally1112
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/13/04
#2re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:31pm
Nothing. After she lost for Sweeney Todd to what's-her-name, I realized the Tonys mean nothing.Unless of course she wins...
Updated On: 6/6/08 at 01:31 PM
Zeitoujo
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/3/06
#2re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:32pmI'll be upset.
#4re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:36pmThis is a non-issue...she WILL win this award.
#5re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:39pmI'll get my snacks and drinks ready, and watch all the fireworks on this board.
#6re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:40pm
You know, I wouldn't be too upset.
I mean, Patti deserves this award, and there is something wrong with the Tonys if she doesn't win it.
However, the rest of the candidates gave solid performances, so it wouldn't be so bad if she lost...
broadwayjim42
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/19/03
#7re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:40pm
I'm not as emotionally invested as I was in wanting Raul to win last year, so I'll just go on with my life.
It would be a pretty big shock if she didn't though.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#8re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:40pmIF she doesn't win, I'm voting for McCain.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#10re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:47pm
Remember the Russian cubicle meltdown posted on the off-topic not too long ago? Something like that, followed by strapping dynamite to my body and immolating myself in front of the Virgin Megastore in Times Square.
Bystanders will remark in shock: "His final words were "Goodbye to blueberry pie...what the f**k does that mean?"
#11re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:51pmLaugh
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#12re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:52pmWho cares! Winning or losing the Tony doesn't add or take away anything from the amazing performance she gives 8 times a week. It also will never change my memories of watching a truly unforgettable night at the theatre.
heathurrr
Broadway Star Joined: 12/9/06
#14re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:53pmI will be congratulating Jenna Russell for a well deserved win!!
Dearest, how can this be so? You were dead, you know. - Candide
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Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#15re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:55pmTake Angela Lansbury hostage.
NYC_or_Bust
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/8/05
#16re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:56pm
I'll be shocked. But I guess I'll be happy for a fat girl winning the Tony OVER her.
Oh wait....that was LAST TIME someone playing Rose should have won...
lovesclassics
Broadway Star Joined: 10/7/05
#17re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:59pm
I gave up caring about the Tonys (or any awards shows) long ago. It's all business, politics, and popularity. There are so many memorable performances to savor. Why are we so obsessed with "the best?" I hate that choosing a winner makes all the others losers. They aren't. I'll remember both Patti LuPone's and Jenna Russell's performances for years to come. (I haven't seen South Pacific yet).
I'll watch the Tonys to see the musical numbers and stay on top of what's happening. But I'm not invested in the least in who wins. I'd much rather see a two-hour variety show celebrating what's currently on the B'way stage than a boring awards ceremony filled with speeches that thank a list of people no one knows or cares about.
Whoopie should be fun, though.
#18re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:02pm
I think the better question is "What will Raul do if he DOES win?"
RAUL: I accept your apology. Thanks.
-Nellie McKay on the 2006 Broadway production of The Threepenny Opera, in which she played Polly Peachum
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#19re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:07pmI'll fry an egg on Pal Joey's head.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#20re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:10pmBut what will Patti do if she doesn't get it?
#21re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:13pmI imagine something reminiscent of the gym scene in the movie Carrie..
JBSinger
Broadway Star Joined: 11/12/04
#22re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:16pm
I'd be sad for her, but happy that the CD will be out in August and that her amazing performance will be forever enshrined. Hopefully we'll get a Rose's Turn on the Tonys!
Life will go on for everyone, regardless.
SweeneyPhanatic
Broadway Star Joined: 1/4/06
#24re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:16pmI'm hoping it goes to either Patti, Kerry, or Jenna, so I won't be devastated, but I will be surprised.
#25re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?
Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:18pmI enjoy everyone nominated this season, so I will happy regardless of what happens.
sanda
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/10/04
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