What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?- Page 7

[givesmevoice]

What Will You Do if Patti changes the spelling of her name to Patty?#150

Posted: 6/15/08 at 11:14am

please, Patti can play both Anita and Maria.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VIPNC7EB8CQ

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[theaterkid1015]

What Will You Do if Patti changes the spelling of her name to Patty?#151

Posted: 6/15/08 at 11:16am

I know, I know. But for the purposes of my fantasty Quintet, she will be playing Anita. She can play both in yours.

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[MissAnneThrop]

What Will You Do if Patti changes the spelling of her name to Patty?#152

Posted: 6/15/08 at 11:25am

if they announce another winner she will stand up and shrek "That's not my name" and all of the lights will explode and she will lay waste to Radio City Music Hall or she will just have to accept it.

And I Am Always So Vitriolic

[hairspraylover]

What Will You Do if Patti changes the spelling of her name to Patty?#153

Posted: 6/15/08 at 12:02pm

I will be devastatingly shocked but I kinda was thinking that most people associated with the Tony's were boneheads when Millie beat Mamma Mia for Best Musical and it didn't have half the success that Mamma Mia has had.

[BillyE]

What Will You Do if Patti changes the spelling of her name to Patty?#154

Posted: 6/15/08 at 12:05pm

I really liked Kelli better, but I'm gonna go with the floe on this one. I just don't want to hear all those "Patti got robbed" rants.

[andrewcomp]

What Will You Do if Patti changes the spelling of her name to Patty?#155

Posted: 6/15/08 at 12:05pm

I won't care too much. She's over-rated.

[puppetman2]

What Will You Do if Patti changes the spelling of her name to Patty?#156

Posted: 6/15/08 at 1:43pm

I'll blow horns, throw confetti in the air and cheer. She is the MOST OVER RATED PERFORMER EVER. Her diction is horrible - slurs words. Her singing voice is irritating.

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[defyingravity07]

What Will You Do if Patti changes the spelling of her name to Patty?#157

Posted: 6/15/08 at 1:46pm

Well, I would take a bus down to Radio City with a lighter and Hairspray, only to find that Patti had already burnt it down.

[myshikobit]

What Will You Do if Patti changes the spelling of her name to Patty?#158

Posted: 6/19/08 at 7:46pm

change the lyrics of "Carrie"'s title song to "Patti"....


Doesn't anybody ever get it right- Patti!!!

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