What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win? — Page 2

#26

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:18pm

I enjoy everyone nominated this season, so I will happy regardless of what happens.

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#27

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:22pm

Very happy.

#28

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:24pm

I'd only be okay if it went to Jenna.

A little off-topic: this should be preserved for PBS or something. This is a performance that everyone should be able to study in school.

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#29

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:29pm

Do back flips and congradulate Kerry Butler!

#30

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:32pm

"I imagine something reminiscent of the gym scene in the movie Carrie.."


Betty Buckley: C'mon Patti...now stand up and take care of yourself! Stand up and take care of yourself!

Patti: WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

(overhead light explodes)

(Patti falls into Betty's arms and begins crying)

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#31

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:44pm

It's her own fault if she didn't hire Cubby.

#32

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:48pm

I'll be shocked. But I guess I'll be happy for a fat girl winning the Tony OVER her.

Rude...she's not fat, just big boned. Hmph!

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#33

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:56pm

This is rather a moot point as hell will freeze over first.

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#34

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:56pm

If it ain't Patti, it's Kelli.

Unless it's Patsy Kelly, which would be quite a feat.

#35

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:57pm

I expect Miss Patti to win. If that doesn't happen, to demonsrate my dispeasure to the theatre gods.... I'll actually listen to Glenn Close's recording of "Sunset Boulevard" from start to finish. I know it's a cruel act, but call it a theatrical act of protest. from rC in austin, texas...

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#36

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:58pm

"A little off-topic: this should be preserved for PBS or something. This is a performance that everyone should be able to study in school."

They really should do a "Live from Broadway" broadcast of this show. Even if they resurrected the old "Pay per View" idea they had for Smokey Joe's Cafe.

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#37

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Posted: 6/6/08 at 3:07pm

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#38

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Posted: 6/6/08 at 3:12pm

"I was gonna care... but i carried on living my life." -- Aldous Snow.

#39

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 3:35pm

if she doesnt win i picture show queens rioting in time square

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#40

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 3:36pm

I will launch threads on a monthly basis about how she was:
a)robbed
b)better than Bernadette
c)worse than Bernadette
d)all of the above

#41

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 3:41pm

I will forever refer to "The Tony" as "The Patti".

Did you know that Mary Martin beat out Ethel Merman for The Patti?

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#42

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 3:43pm

Start a "I played Mama Rose and was robbed at the Tony's" support group.

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#43

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 4:06pm

I'll throw a celebration party as she should NOT win.

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#44

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 4:15pm

Hide. Ya know, in anticipation of the wrathful nuclear explosion to follow.

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#45

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 5:52pm

Strip naked in Times Square & sing the score from Lestat

That is a grisly thought come to think of it - me naked.

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#46

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 6:03pm

Life will go on, but I would be very disappointed

My preference:

Patti LuPone
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Faith Prince
Kelli O'Hara
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Jenna Russell
Kerry Butler

Updated On: 6/6/08 at 06:03 PM

#47

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 6:39pm

It depends on whether or not I'm playing a drinking game.

Sober: Say "Ah. SH*T" and enjoy the madness that will be on BWW.
Drunk: Knock over my TV, scream expletives at the top of my lungs, and weeeeeeep.

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#48

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 7:24pm

I'm in agreement with some of the other people. If Jenna Russell wins, I'd still be happy, and if Kelli O'Hara wins, I wouldn't mind too much; but I'm really hoping for either Patti or Jenna!

#49

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 7:29pm

congratulate kelli, and kill time by readin all the bitching that will go on here :)

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#50

re: What Will You Do If Patti Does Not Win?

Posted: 6/6/08 at 7:37pm

Like someone said earlier on the board I'll be fine because no tony still does not take away the phenomenal performance she gives every night. I will also be happy for Kelli or Jenna who also gave brilliant performances.

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