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What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
#25What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/19/23 at 8:09am
Your grandma died doin’ what she loved…makin’ toast in the bathtub.
#26What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/19/23 at 8:16am
Maybe instead of a cast recording they need a little book of jokes from the show or something....this thread has probably sold the show for me a lot more than the released tracks!
"You can't overrate Bernadette Peters. She is such a genius. There's a moment in "Too Many Mornings" and Bernadette doing 'I wore green the last time' - It's a voice that is just already given up - it is so sorrowful. Tragic. You can see from that moment the show is going to be headed into such dark territory and it hinges on this tiny throwaway moment of the voice." - Ben Brantley (2022)
"Bernadette's whole, stunning performance [as Rose in Gypsy] galvanized the actors capable of letting loose with her. Bernadette's Rose did take its rightful place, but too late, and unseen by too many who should have seen it" Arthur Laurents (2009)
"Sondheim's own favorite star performances? [Bernadette] Peters in ''Sunday in the Park,'' Lansbury in ''Sweeney Todd'' and ''obviously, Ethel was thrilling in 'Gypsy.'' Nytimes, 2000
#27What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/19/23 at 8:54am
“I think if you had time to take a bullet for someone, they had time to move”
#28What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/19/23 at 10:01am
I think if a movie is based on a true story, its probably true, just with ugly people.
Voter
Broadway Star Joined: 5/19/20
#29What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/19/23 at 10:05am
jacobsnchz14 said: "
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I was once convinced you had to suck out a kidney stone. (Cue Lulu with a sly smirk.)
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That one was my favorite!
#30What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/19/23 at 10:26am
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Broadway Star Joined: 4/3/17
#31What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/19/23 at 10:29am
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That line combined with your Sister Aloysius profile picture made me LOL
#32What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/19/23 at 10:42am
Valentina3 said: "I don't remember the phrasing but the egg-whisking joke got me instantly wet... Gordy was so hot in that scene haha ?"
Lulu: “I bet you can whisk an egg with that tongue.”
Gordy: “No. But I can definitely fertilize one.”
Lulu: (feels hot and bothered) “I like the way I don’t like the way you talk to me.”
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Broadway Star Joined: 8/7/10
#33What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 5/25/23 at 10:26pm
“She said my daddy was a scoundrel.”
“In what way?”
[old lady voice] “Your daddy was a scoundrel.”
Dan6
Broadway Star Joined: 8/7/10
#34What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 5/25/23 at 10:33pm
Family is telling people to go to hell and then hoping they get there safely.
Like the personal trainer said to the lazy client, “This isn’t working out.”
Like they said at Mr. Nice Guy’s funeral, “No more Mr. Nice Guy.”
My family was so poor that if I wasn’t a boy, I wouldn’t have had anything to play with.
SO many more I wish I could remember!
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#35What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 5/26/23 at 8:13pm
I wonder what.people in China call their dinnerware.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
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