#26
Posted: 4/19/23 at 8:09am
Your grandma died doin’ what she loved…makin’ toast in the bathtub.
What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)? — Page 2
#27
Posted: 4/19/23 at 8:16am
Maybe instead of a cast recording they need a little book of jokes from the show or something....this thread has probably sold the show for me a lot more than the released tracks!
Give me claws and a hunch, just away from this bunch.
#28
Posted: 4/19/23 at 8:54am
“I think if you had time to take a bullet for someone, they had time to move”
#29
Posted: 4/19/23 at 10:01am
I think if a movie is based on a true story, its probably true, just with ugly people.
#30
Posted: 4/19/23 at 10:05am
jacobsnchz14 said: "
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I was once convinced you had to suck out a kidney stone. (Cue Lulu with a sly smirk.)
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That one was my favorite!
#31
Posted: 4/19/23 at 10:26am
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#32
Posted: 4/19/23 at 10:29am
Melissa25 said: "
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That line combined with your Sister Aloysius profile picture made me LOL
#33
Posted: 4/19/23 at 10:42am
Valentina3 said: "I don't remember the phrasing but the egg-whisking joke got me instantly wet... Gordy was so hot in that scene haha ?"
Lulu: “I bet you can whisk an egg with that tongue.”
Gordy: “No. But I can definitely fertilize one.”
Lulu: (feels hot and bothered) “I like the way I don’t like the way you talk to me.”
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Personally, my favorite slam is “You’re pisser than a public pool”, and I say that to all my friends now
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#34
Posted: 5/25/23 at 10:26pm
“She said my daddy was a scoundrel.”
“In what way?”
[old lady voice] “Your daddy was a scoundrel.”
#35
Posted: 5/25/23 at 10:33pm
Family is telling people to go to hell and then hoping they get there safely.
Like the personal trainer said to the lazy client, “This isn’t working out.”
Like they said at Mr. Nice Guy’s funeral, “No more Mr. Nice Guy.”
My family was so poor that if I wasn’t a boy, I wouldn’t have had anything to play with.
SO many more I wish I could remember!
#36
Posted: 5/26/23 at 8:13pm
I wonder what.people in China call their dinnerware.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
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