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What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?

Posted: 4/18/23 at 12:47pm

So many of them and they are fading from my old decrepit mind far more quickly than I'd like, so let's put them in a thread so we can find them and make folks think we are wittier than we really are.

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My favorite is the Short Armed Proctologist one: "There's something wrong, I just can't put my finger on it"

I used that this week on a friend who is going in for a colonoscopy

What's your favorite?

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What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?

Posted: 4/18/23 at 12:53pm

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It was an unsolved mystery, which are really just mysteries.

I just passed a huge squirrel... which is odd because I don't remember eating one.

“I am furious, but I am sailing.”

What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?

Posted: 4/18/23 at 12:53pm

EDSOSLO858 said: "

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It was an unsolved mystery, which are really just mysteries.

I just passed a huge squirrel... which is odd because I don't remember eating one.

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HAHAHA. Also-thank you for starting this thread!! I need it.

What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?

Posted: 4/18/23 at 1:24pm

"Brother, remember when we were kids, building sand castles with grandma---until grandpa told us to put her back in the urn."

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Posted: 4/18/23 at 1:26pm

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Posted: 4/18/23 at 1:30pm

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I may have lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in!

I LOST it laughing over this one!

Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder

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What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?

Posted: 4/18/23 at 2:00pm

Should we keep putting these in spoiler boxes or just accept that by clicking on this thread you'll see spoilers?

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What would your mother say if she were alive right now?

Get me out of this box

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Posted: 4/18/23 at 2:02pm

Forget the exact wording but it’s a line from Peanut.

If you can pick up your dog, it’s probably a cat.

What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?

Posted: 4/18/23 at 2:05pm

Peanut: "If I had a crystal ball, I'd probably walk different."

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Posted: 4/18/23 at 2:07pm

"It was an unsolved mystery, which are really just mysteries." I loved that one too.

Plus "He was head over heels, which is just standing upright."

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Posted: 4/18/23 at 3:17pm

Remember when I chopped down the Christmas tree and you asked if I was gonna put it up myself...and I said "no, in the living room"

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Posted: 4/18/23 at 3:19pm

"Around here...we don't care if you're an asshole...we care about what's inside the asshole...."

DEAD!!!!

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Posted: 4/18/23 at 3:25pm

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I was once convinced you had to suck out a kidney stone. (Cue Lulu with a sly smirk.)

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Posted: 4/18/23 at 3:39pm

Mobster #1: "That horse tip you gave us came in at twenty to one."

Gordy: "What's wrong with that -- those are great odds."

Mobster #2: "All the other horses came in at 12:30!"

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Posted: 4/18/23 at 3:47pm

Lulu: These eyebrows may not be children but I’m going RAISE them.

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Posted: 4/18/23 at 3:51pm

Are these... supposed to be funny?...

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Posted: 4/18/23 at 3:53pm

Lulu: "Opinions are like orgasms. Once I've got mine, I don't care about yours, and mine's the only one that matters."

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Posted: 4/18/23 at 4:05pm

These are all the exact same kind of stupid jokes that made me cry-laugh during Tootsie, I really need to see this show.

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Posted: 4/18/23 at 4:24pm

gibsons2 said: "

Are these... supposed to be funny?..."

Look at this guy

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Posted: 4/18/23 at 4:42pm

Exactly. The guy no-one wants to be stuck talking to at a party. Oy. Exhausting.

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Posted: 4/18/23 at 8:00pm

Leaf Coneybear said: ""It was an unsolved mystery, which are really just mysteries." I loved that one too.

Plus "He was head over heels, which is just standing upright.""

These are my two favorites also, especially the unsolved mystery one. All those Grey Henson lines were just killer.

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Posted: 4/18/23 at 8:17pm

Lulu: The last thing I want to do is hurt you. So we'll get to that.

Peanut: Remember when I peed in the pool? The lifeguard yelled so loud I almost fell in.

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Posted: 4/18/23 at 10:23pm

I don't remember the phrasing but the egg-whisking joke got me instantly wet... Gordy was so hot in that scene haha 😂

Caption: Every so often there was a rare moment of perfect balance when I soared above him.

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Posted: 4/18/23 at 10:37pm

gibsons2 said: "

Are these... supposed to be funny?..."

Thank god I’m not the only one.

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Posted: 4/19/23 at 8:09am

Your grandma died doin’ what she loved…makin’ toast in the bathtub.

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