Reasons the movie was bad:
-Susan Stroman directed it as a stage musical, not a movie, so it was just boring to watch (might as well utilize the fact that you can do close ups, pans, zooms, etc.)
-Uma Thurman was awful
-Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick
knew what they were doing was funny unlike the brilliant original where Zero and Gene were just having fun
-It has an amazingly funny original to live up to
-It was too Broadway - audiences can't accept an "act I finale" like we were given with the old ladies in the movie, they have to realize that it's a movie not a stage show
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