The one that stuck with me the most when I saw it was "Beauty's Been Decreased." I was dying.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
Liza One-Note Patti LuPone- I Get a Kick Out of Me (Some snort cocaine when they're low, I need no sniff cause I think what's the diff, I'm terriffic to see, Yes I get a kick out of me.) Grim Hotel
"Being LuPone" "Trouble In New York City" "Alan Cumming in Cabaret" - I actually like the Liza bit before it, too. "Do the words Third Reich mean anything to you? Because they do to me!"
Those are my top three favorites.
"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and dreamer of improbable dreams." - Doctor Who
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
Gagtime Les Miserables Into the Words Chita-Rita Patti LuPone - I Get a Kick Out of Me Super-Frantic-Hyperactive-Self-Indulgent-Mandy Jekyll & Hyde (for people who find Andrew Lloyd Webber's music too challenging!)
Lord...there are so many good numbers, how is a girl to chose??
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
I liked the Les Miz skit where they sang: "Rich folks pay 20 bucks a shirt, that has a starving pauper on it".
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
WOW! Goth and I agree on something!! "Rich folks pay 20 bucks a shirt, that has a starving pauper on it". Is one of my all time favs.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien