"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
glitter and be gay- Candide Dressing them up- spider woman shoes is a great number. it was cut from lucky stiff. I think it can be found in their revue "why we tell the story"
also, the song in Lucky Stiff, "Mr. Witherspoon's Friday night" is all about him taking inventory and then singing to and about his shoes.
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
If you know the movie musical "The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T" (with screenplay, lyrics and set design my Dr. Seuss) there is a fabulous patter song about clothing called "The Dressing Song" with music by Fredick Hollander (not sure about the spelling of his name).
There was a soundtrack album of the score put out in the eighties. I don't know if it ever got put onto CD, but Michael Feinstein sings the song on his album of Childrens songs, "Pure Imagination." (Though it was sung in the movie by Hans Conreid, so Michael's version seems like pure vanilla...)
"A coherent existance after so many years of muddle" - Desiree' Armfelt, A Little Night Music
"Life keeps happening everyday, Say Yes" - 70, Girls, 70
"Life is what you do while you're waiting to die" - Zorba