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Lea Michele is writing a book

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#100Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 12:26pm

>> It actually sort of looks like her, too.

Kudos to the forward-thinking of Mr. Blake for that...! Lea Michele is

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Jordan Catalano
#101Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 12:30pm

Chapter One: Chapter Books Are Hard

wonkit
#102Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 12:48pm

Bravi, tutti! This thread is the most fun on BWW in eons.

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Wynbish
#103Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 1:03pm

Chapter Two: Posing - A pictorial collection of just one pose

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Jordan Catalano
#104Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 1:13pm

Chapter 3: Voice boxes and juice boxes are not the same thing no matter what anyone tells you.

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Wynbish
#105Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 1:24pm

And both could use some booze

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tazber
#106Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 1:35pm

preliminary title:

All About Me, By Me

The Partially True story of How a Not-So-Funny-Girl Became the Biggest Star on TV

By Lea Michele


....but the world goes 'round

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Jordan Catalano
#107Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 1:44pm

I can't wait for the auto tuned audio book.


This is the story of Lea Michele.
You can read along with me in your book.
You will know it is time to turn the page
When you hear the chimes ring like this.....


Let's begin now.

Updated On: 5/24/13 at 01:44 PM

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CarlosAlberto
#108Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 1:57pm

^ LMAO Jordan!!!

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Kad
#109Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 2:59pm

This is Lea.
Lea is the most talented and most beautiful girl in the world.
You will never be as good as Lea.

The end.


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

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Wynbish
#110Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 3:02pm

Ryan Murphy, genius and innovator, approves this message

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Kad
#111Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 3:14pm

Oh, The Sings You Can't Sing! by Lea Michele.


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

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Jungle Red
#112Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 4:55pm

I'm pretty sure Dr Seuss does not approve this message.

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Patti LuPone FANatic
#113Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 10:19pm

Lea Michele is

Suggested title for her book: "I'm Not Really A Bitch!


"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)

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Kad
#114Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 10:20pm

Then it'd have to be put next to Game of Thrones in the Fantasy section.


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

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Jordan Catalano
#115Lea Michele is "writing" a book
Posted: 5/24/13 at 10:26pm

The cover of her autobiography was leaked today -

Lea Michele is

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Borstalboy
#116Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 10:50pm

Lea Michele is


How to look relaxed and natural!


"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

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Jordan Catalano
#117Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 10:55pm

Chapter 6
Breathe Deep And Just Take It All In

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RippedMan
#118Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 11:11pm

Is she still dating that one guy?

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TheatreDiva90016
#119Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/24/13 at 11:29pm

I didn't know you wrote a coloring book.


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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BroadwayStar4
#120Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/25/13 at 3:11am

I'm actually curious to read it.

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dramamama611
#121Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/25/13 at 7:14am

Of course you are.


If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it? These are DISCUSSION boards, not mutual admiration boards. Discussion only occurs when we are willing to hear what others are thinking, regardless of whether it is alignment to our own thoughts.

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Wynbish
#122Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/25/13 at 7:39am

What if Lea's coloring book isn't as good as Barbra's version of "My Coloring Book"? How much longer until she channels her inner Single White Female?

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BroadwayStar4
#123Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/25/13 at 12:33pm

"Of course you are."

And what exactly is that suppose to mean?

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dramamama611
#124Lea Michele is
Posted: 5/25/13 at 12:46pm

Actually, I was thinking of a different poster when I made that snarky comment -- so my apologies.


If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it? These are DISCUSSION boards, not mutual admiration boards. Discussion only occurs when we are willing to hear what others are thinking, regardless of whether it is alignment to our own thoughts.