Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
I love it when Kansas and Hep are both here and we get all international-like.
We get all international without the need for the airport.
I understand Hep...it was the holidays and I would want to do the same thing.
*tackles DD and rolls on the floor*
*weee*
It's a good thing I worked on the padding this holiday.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Without the body scans, Hep!
Exactly, Moony.
I do miss the full body searches.
They can be arranged, DD.
You just like to reach out and touch people, DD.
My next international trip I am going to hide something on my body, so that big burly sexy security guard does a full body search on me. Heck, at my age I'll take it anyway that I can get it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Why do I think that the guys will all search each other and ignore the bomb-toting females here.
I knew I could count on you, deet.
hep - I'd rather on the, shall we say, receiving end.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
These airports are fast losing their G rating.
These airports had G ratings?
G-spot ratings, maybe.
Well Hep, pretty soon we are all going to have to go through nude. Unless, they just read the list of who they should not allow on a plane...wow, now there's a concept.
With my luck, my guard will be a female formerly from a women's prison.
Could I at least wear a jewel in the belly button? Total nudity would be a bit chilly.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
I'm not used to flying nude for free.
boobs - we were joking that the next step will be to make us change into hospital gowns, and once we're on the plane they'll just put us to sleep en masse.
And miss the movie?!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
I can never sleep on international flights, so I wouldn't mind.
I usually sleep on International flights, so I wouldn't mind if they give me some help. I can then leave my Tylenol P.M. at home.
G ratings, G spot ratings... it all gets ignored in here.
Updated On: 1/4/10 at 02:19 PM
Middy, sometimes they forget that is the adult gutter thread
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