I believe in Civil Unions for others And you're a teacher?
Please teach your students that civil unions are NOT the legal equivalent of marriage.
Please teach your students that one state's civil union is invalid in any other state. That's right: invalid.
Please teach your students that there are 1,138 federal rights and privileges that accompany marriage and an additional 300-600 per individual state.
Please teach your students that none of these 1,400-1,700 rights apply to civil unions.
Please teach your students that what you condescendingly agree to call "civil unions" are no better than the separate-but-"equal" water fountains that were once found throughout the South.
Please teach your students why gays and lesbians consider civil unions insulting.
Please learn these things yourself.
Please promise me that you will never, EVER utter the phrase "I believe in Civil Unions for others" without hearing PalJoey say "No, that's a piece of SH*T, thank you."
Updated On: 7/23/12 at 03:21 PM