Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#0Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/21/05 at 9:52pmWill the tooth fairy visit a 48 yr old woman? I have to have a tooth pulled next week. What will I find under my pillow?
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#1re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/21/05 at 9:54pmPolident.
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Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#2re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/21/05 at 10:01pmOf course you will
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The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#3re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/21/05 at 10:16pmI wouldn't mind waking up and finding Hugh Jackman under my pillow.
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#5re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/21/05 at 11:01pm
One of my favorite childhood memories... my dad used to dress up as the tooth fairy, wake us up at a God awful hour, and make us do jumping jacks for our dollars while we were half asleep... I think it was for his enjoyment more than ours (watching tired kids attempt to be coordinated is pretty damn funny!) and I think the entertainment we provided was worth more than that dollar! HA
Updated On: 10/21/05 at 11:01 PM
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#6re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/21/05 at 11:03pmmy dad liked to read me this book that said the tooth fairy changed to look like your parents. it worked, for a bit.
theatrebabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
#7re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/21/05 at 11:06pmLOL Populer. That's hilarious! Besides how funny it is, I had this vision of a huge full-grown man in a tootoo and tiara.
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brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#8re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/21/05 at 11:20pmGCY - I have three kids, yes the tooth fairy exists!
#9re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/21/05 at 11:20pmI hate to tell you guys (kill me for saying this,) but THE TOOTH FAIRY DOESN'T EXIST. The parents just sneak into your room, take the tooth, leave money, and that's it. That's nothing, the football team at my school still believes in Santa Clause. Sorry to kill your fantasies. Kill me now.
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JMVR
Featured Actor Joined: 3/26/04
#10re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/22/05 at 3:21pm
I think the Christian Right and George Bush are changing it's name from "Tooth Fairy" to "Heterosexual Female Dental Pixie". This is in order to keep "the gays" from furthering their agenda in recrutiing children for their ranks.
I have it on good authority!
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nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#11re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/22/05 at 3:25pmThe latest word is that the Tooth Fairy is wrapped up in a sizzling love affair with the Purple People-Eater, sating him with toothy snacks between bouts of making mad, passionate love.
#12re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/22/05 at 3:51pm
Obviously...
as does the easter bunny and santa claus.
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#13re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/22/05 at 3:53pm
They've had affairs with the Purple People-Eater, too?
My, my...
#14re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/22/05 at 4:43pmThe tooth fairy does exist, is a theater lover and posts regularly on this board. You all know and love him, but I have sworn never to tell what his screen name is.
#15re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/22/05 at 6:17pmJMVR I second that.
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wickedwitchofthechest
Leading Actor Joined: 8/13/04
#16re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/22/05 at 7:33pm
Still? Still? What do you mean, still? Has something happened in the years since I last lost a tooth that would cause the Tooth Fairy to cease to exist? How shall I face a world without her/him?
I thought Santa only had eyes for Blitzen.
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nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#17re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/22/05 at 7:43pm
The Tooth Fairy turned down Santa and Blitzen.
She's convinced that the Purple People-Eater only eats people so she felt her existence wasn't at risk...
wickedwitchofthechest
Leading Actor Joined: 8/13/04
#18re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/22/05 at 7:50pm
But, from the original message's assumption that the Tooth Fairy's existence is in jeopardy, I'm guessing that the Purple People Eater has eaten her and moved on to larger, or at least more numerous, conquests.
It is a sad day for dentally deficient people everywhere.
*wreathes self in black and dances mourning ballet*
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Updated On: 10/22/05 at 07:50 PM
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#19re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?
Posted: 10/22/05 at 8:12pm
Wow!
No more moolah under the pillow for gonzo teeth?
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