Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

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Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/21/05 at 9:52pm

Will the tooth fairy visit a 48 yr old woman? I have to have a tooth pulled next week. What will I find under my pillow?

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#2

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/21/05 at 9:54pm

Polident.

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#3

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/21/05 at 10:01pm

Of course you will

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#4

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/21/05 at 10:16pm

I wouldn't mind waking up and finding Hugh Jackman under my pillow.

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#5

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/21/05 at 10:23pm

HAH!!!! who wouldn't??

#6

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/21/05 at 11:01pm

One of my favorite childhood memories... my dad used to dress up as the tooth fairy, wake us up at a God awful hour, and make us do jumping jacks for our dollars while we were half asleep... I think it was for his enjoyment more than ours (watching tired kids attempt to be coordinated is pretty damn funny!) and I think the entertainment we provided was worth more than that dollar! HA

Updated On: 10/21/05 at 11:01 PM

#7

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/21/05 at 11:03pm

my dad liked to read me this book that said the tooth fairy changed to look like your parents. it worked, for a bit.

#8

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/21/05 at 11:06pm

LOL Populer. That's hilarious! Besides how funny it is, I had this vision of a huge full-grown man in a tootoo and tiara.

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#9

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/21/05 at 11:20pm

GCY - I have three kids, yes the tooth fairy exists!

#10

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/21/05 at 11:20pm

I hate to tell you guys (kill me for saying this,) but THE TOOTH FAIRY DOESN'T EXIST. The parents just sneak into your room, take the tooth, leave money, and that's it. That's nothing, the football team at my school still believes in Santa Clause. Sorry to kill your fantasies. Kill me now.

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#11

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/22/05 at 3:21pm

I think the Christian Right and George Bush are changing it's name from "Tooth Fairy" to "Heterosexual Female Dental Pixie". This is in order to keep "the gays" from furthering their agenda in recrutiing children for their ranks.

I have it on good authority!

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#12

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/22/05 at 3:25pm

The latest word is that the Tooth Fairy is wrapped up in a sizzling love affair with the Purple People-Eater, sating him with toothy snacks between bouts of making mad, passionate love.

#13

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/22/05 at 3:51pm

Obviously...

as does the easter bunny and santa claus.

#14

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/22/05 at 3:53pm

They've had affairs with the Purple People-Eater, too?

My, my...

#15

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/22/05 at 4:43pm

The tooth fairy does exist, is a theater lover and posts regularly on this board. You all know and love him, but I have sworn never to tell what his screen name is.

#16

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/22/05 at 6:17pm

JMVR I second that.

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#17

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/22/05 at 7:33pm

Still? Still? What do you mean, still? Has something happened in the years since I last lost a tooth that would cause the Tooth Fairy to cease to exist? How shall I face a world without her/him?

I thought Santa only had eyes for Blitzen.

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#18

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/22/05 at 7:43pm

The Tooth Fairy turned down Santa and Blitzen.

She's convinced that the Purple People-Eater only eats people so she felt her existence wasn't at risk...

#19

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/22/05 at 7:50pm

But, from the original message's assumption that the Tooth Fairy's existence is in jeopardy, I'm guessing that the Purple People Eater has eaten her and moved on to larger, or at least more numerous, conquests.

It is a sad day for dentally deficient people everywhere.

*wreathes self in black and dances mourning ballet*

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Updated On: 10/22/05 at 07:50 PM

#20

re: Does the Tooth Fairy still exist?

Posted: 10/22/05 at 8:12pm

Wow!

No more moolah under the pillow for gonzo teeth?