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Is flatulence ruining your love life?

Is flatulence ruining your love life?

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morosco
#1Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/29/10 at 9:45pm

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wonderwaiter
#2Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/29/10 at 10:17pm

I love how they specify that it makes a great wedding gift.

"Well, I was going to get you a place setting of the china you registered for, but then I saw THIS!"

ETA: OMG!OMG!OMG! The product reviews:
"It must be working because I have not woken myself up since I started using it!" - Elena, AZ


And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
Updated On: 4/29/10 at 10:17 PM

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#2Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/29/10 at 10:47pm

It ruined this guys love life for sure:

"At one point, he was rimming me, and unexpectedly, unintentionally, I farted in his mouth a little. His reaction was along the lines of "EW! EWWWW! EW!" Mine was along the lines of trying to apologize through uncontrollable laughter."
I would've dumped you, too.

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#3Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/30/10 at 3:16am

You know, I always laughed when my trick would spend all night with his tounge in my @ss, and then the next morning he would think that using my toothbrush was gross.


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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#4Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/30/10 at 9:52am

^ COFFEE - - - -> ** LAPTOP SCREEN **

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Reginald Tresilian
#5Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/30/10 at 10:11am

Diva, as my Southern-lady mother used to say, "I don't believe I'da told that."

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#6Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/30/10 at 11:15am

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#7Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/30/10 at 1:21pm

Yes. Yes it is.


"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

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Reginald Tresilian
#8Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/30/10 at 2:13pm

Dan, we're having one of those blankets made into some underwear for you.

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StockardFan
#9Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/30/10 at 2:19pm

Only when my husband drinks too much beer........


KFTC!!!!!

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danmag
#10Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/30/10 at 2:41pm

LOL Reg! It's not MY flatulence - I'm a lady and ladies never fart! Is flatulence ruining your love life?


"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

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Reginald Tresilian
#11Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/30/10 at 2:51pm

Cause if they do while wearing panty hose, their ankles suddenly swell up.

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StageManager2
#12Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/30/10 at 3:17pm

Women still wear pantyhose? I thought the target market had shifted to bankrobbers and burglars.


Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

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SNAFU
#13Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/30/10 at 3:35pm

Then it must be the queefs that smell.


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#14Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/30/10 at 4:37pm

When I read this thread I thought of the Malcolm in the Middle episode where Dewey writes an opera based on his parents fighting over Lois buying a new, larger bed. She finally admits that it's because at the end of a long day "certain things" need to happen or she's plagued with stomach cramps from clamping down and holding it in and that she can't do it with her husband right beside her. And she's embarrassed she has to tell him that after hiring it for 20 years. Hal tells her she might be "Clamping down" while she's awake, but as soon as she drifts off it's like someone letting the air out of the balloons after the thanksgiving day parade.

I'm glad to report that episode was just on!

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Mister Matt
#15Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/30/10 at 5:59pm

I love that it has an "Activated Carbon Layer". Does this mean it can be deactivated? I would want to know that before I buy it. I'd hate to accidentally deactivate my blanket during the night and wake up to being served divorce papers. Can you imagine trying to explain that in the deposition?


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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TheatreDiva90016
#16Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/30/10 at 6:38pm

"I'm a lady and ladies never fart!"

Not in public! You just wait till you get home at the end of the day and blow yourself around the living room.

Don't you remember calling me, telling me you got caught up in the drapes doing that?


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
Updated On: 4/30/10 at 06:38 PM

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StockardFan
#17Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/30/10 at 6:40pm

OMG, Diva. that post was hilarious!


KFTC!!!!!

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TheatreDiva90016
#18Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 4/30/10 at 6:43pm

Thanks.

I'll be here all week.

Be sure to tip the veal and eat your waitress.


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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danmag
#19Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 5/1/10 at 9:13am

I told you never to tell that story publicly Diva!!!


"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

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#20Is flatulence ruining your love life?
Posted: 5/1/10 at 9:16am

Nah. We just lay in bed laughing about it.


Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

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