It's "tongue and cheek" in the UK, I think, where "prat" is a thing.
Two of the things I actually know a thing or two about are public speaking and stand up comedy. So, I won't move past the grill. I will say that for somebody who is nominally a "communicator" in her career (one who conveys some sort of message to others as entertainment), Madonna should know the first rule is: do not voluntarily give yourself a vocal impediment.
You want to goof around and tell jokes into a microphone? Take the roadblock out of your gaping maw. Jokes connect when people can hear you articulate them. It's bizarre that a woman of her years would make herself sound like Cindy Brady while talking about hitting up her son for boyfriends (which, to be honest I thought was a funny premise, maybe she can work with a comic to turn it into material, if she hasn't burned all her bridges to her ex-friend comics).
The big take away message from her appearance: "NOBODY MAKES ANY MONEY" ON HER BIG EXTRAVAGANZA TOURS!!!!
I have completely rethought my critique of her ticket prices now that I realize she is doing these shows out of the goodness of her heart. {hugest gay eyeroll in the history of huge gay eyerolls} Oliver, take a poll!
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Updated On: 4/10/15 at 11:10 AM