My sexuality
My sexuality
#0My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:32pm
Well, this is basically the 40-minute conversation I just had with three friends. What do you think?
Female, bisexual: "Andrew, are you gay?"
Myself: "Nope."
Female, bisexual: "Are you sure? You have never asked any of the girls here out."
Myself: "Well, I'm not attracted to anyone here in that way."
Male, straight?: "So, you're gay?"
Myself: "No, I'm not attracted that way to guys."
Male, straight: "So you're asexual."
Myself: "I don't know. Maybe. I like girls, but I haven't found one yet who I'm attracted to."
Female, bisexual: "So, you may be gay and just haven't found one who you're attracted to!"
Myself: "But I don't feel that way about guys in general. I like boobs."
Male, straight: "Yeah, boobs are nice."
Male, straight?: "Have you ever been in a relationship?"
Myself: "Nope."
Female, bisexual: "Not even a non-serious one?"
Myself: "No."
Male, straight?: "So you're a virgin?"
Myself: "Yup."
Male, straight?: "You're gay."
Female, bisexual: "You know, he might be bi."
Male, straight?: "You know, I think we should all have an orgy and find out."
[By the way, I can't BELIEVE we just had this conversation. Even more so, I CAN'T believe I am sharing it with everyone here. My life - the sitcom.]
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
--Aristotle
#2re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:35pm
Capn..I think that you were set up for this conversation. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#3re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:38pm
Cap'n I think you should tell those people to fvck off and mind their own business. I'm beginning to believe we live in a society of busy bodies and know-it-alls. Everyone is too concerned in being in other people's business instead of focusing on themeselves and their own lives. Your sexuality is your sexuality and you own it, no one else does.
Updated On: 5/2/05 at 03:38 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#4re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:38pm
"Male, straight?: "You know, I think we should all have an orgy and find out."
This is what stood out to me. He's the 'straight' one?
#5re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:39pm
Marquise..would you like to own mine?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:39pmWhy were they asking you all these questions? Like what brought it on?
Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#7re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:39pm
LOL! What Boobs wrote was cute 
Updated On: 5/2/05 at 03:39 PM
#8re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:40pmStraight with a question mark. No one knows. He had a girlfriend. But we think he's gay.
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
--Aristotle
#9re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:40pmyou know I like being cute for you Marquise.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#10re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:40pm
LOL, DG.
Aww, Cap'n - I'm sorry you had to be a victim of the conversation. I'm with Marquise on this one.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#11re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:41pm
What's up with all these sudden Wizard of Oz avatars?
awkward.
"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912
#12re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:41pmVictim? I don't think so. This was the jist of it, but we were just hanging out and it was hilarious. Especially the discussion of boobs.
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
--Aristotle
#13re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:42pmDamn them..they were talking about me and I don't even know them !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#14re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:42pm
Yeah?
DGrant - Tin Man
shira- Dorothy
boobs - Lion
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
--Aristotle
#15re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:46pm
Well, I guess I'll break the news:
Tomorrow, I will be, for the first time, seeing the "Wizard of Oz", at the home of DGrant. It's a very exciting time for all of us.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#16re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:46pmFor the FIRST time!?!? How..what...why? WHOA. that's really scary! :)
awkward.
"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912
#17re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:47pm
Nah. Just takes some a bit longer than others.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
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#18re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:47pmBelieve me, I know -- I've a list a mile or so long of movies I need to see. This was bumped up tp #1.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#19re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:48pmI love how the straight guy wanted to have the orgy...maybe hes not so straight
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#20re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:48pmCan you believe this..her FIRST time !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#21re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:49pmWell, Captn, it is nice to know that you are making friends. Would you have even spoken to these people two weeks ago? Good for you.
PEACE.
#22re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:49pm
Should be get a little V sign for my forehead?
(Ya know, with the Virgin reference, we could bring the thread back to it's original purpose for the Capn)
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#23re: My sexuality
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:49pmThere's ALWAYS a first time for everything Boobs darling.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
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