That sounds like my mom. She's actually written him letters, saying he's doing a good job. God help me.
I sh-t you not, a horrible woman I work with just had a closed meeting with a man for about 35 minutes. Finally, she showed him out and then turned to me and said, "That was my stylist. He's amazing!"
First of all, her hair always looks awful, so I question the validity of that statement. Secondly, what sort of world do we live in when it's appropriate to have your stylist come for a meeting at your place of work? And, before you ask, no, there was no haircutting. But, really, WTF?
You promised me poems. ~Tricky