I didn't realize that Ace and Diana were married to each other, or that they had been an item. Lucky her!
Re Joseph's hair: I read recently that Jesus, Moses, and all the Biblical men would most likely have had short hair -- something about desert heat -- so I don't see why Joseph couldn't be short-haired.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia