All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for Elle Woods
All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for Elle Woods
brochatkid
Stand-by Joined: 5/10/08
#1All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for Elle Woods
Posted: 7/22/08 at 6:39am
This is a thread devoted to the Oh-So-Many Life Lessons taught by our favorite reality show. Please help me add to the list.
1) Seth Rudetsky is God. He may just be the Chuck Norris of musical theater!
2) Reality competitions on MTV are very different from those on other networks like Bravo. Note--MTV also brings us Tila Tequila.
3) "It's a hit" will never make it into the common, everyday vernacular the way "Dawg" has.
4) Fluffy pink reality shows can also be sad...even gut-wrenching! Don't worry, Bailey, your hair will grow back.
5) Tap Dancing and Soft Shoe are not the same thing!!!
6) Being in one Broadway show does not make you a musical theater guru, Haylie.
7) Ryan O'Connor and Nina may be the next coolest things after Seth Rudetsky.
It's pathetic how a large dot.com can ruin an entire finale for millions of viewers.
9) Legally Blonde will go down as the most important musical of the 21st century!
Anyone else?
#2re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for Elle Woods
Posted: 7/22/08 at 8:01amYou don't have to act like Elle Woods if you look like Elle Woods. (Can't wait to see Legally Tuesday with Ryan and Nina)
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#2re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 9:13am
Yes, friends and neighbors, this total f**king HORROR is finally over. Shame on all of you for watching this corporate tripe.
ALL of you!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#3re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 9:15am
Assuming this whole thing is sarcastic, love it!
Haylee Duff is THEEEE most important thing to hit Broadway since Angela Lansbury!
"I told you, NO Rodgers and Hammerstein!"- Bart Simpson
LePetiteFromage
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/19/08
#5re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 12:28pm"So Much Better" is TOTALLY the toughest song on Broadway!
#6re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 12:30pm
"1) Seth Rudetsky is God. He may just be the Chuck Norris of musical theater!"
Haha...maybe we should start a site with Seth facts.
"All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them." -- Walt Disney
We must have different Gods. My God said "do to others what you would have them do to you". Your God seems to have said "My Way or the Highway".
#7re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 12:36pm
- Apparently, you can be a reality show host on MTV, even if you have absolutely zero personality and/or energy, and you act as if you just rolled out of bed and onto the set
- Legally Blonde is truly a legendary show.
"You drank a charm to kill John Proctor's wife! You drank a charm to kill Goody Proctor!" - Betty Parris to Abigail Williams in Arthur Miller's The Crucible
Updated On: 7/22/08 at 12:36 PM
broadwayboy522
Leading Actor Joined: 5/6/06
#8re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 12:37pm
1)Haylie Duff was in Hairspray(don't know how many more times they could of said that in the first episode)
2)Bailey was born to play Elle, even though the movie book or musical weren't created until after she was born....
3)Rhiannon has the "it" factor.....
#9re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 12:45pm
If we could only "pull a Frankenstien" and combine Rhiannon's spunk, Bailey's looks and Autum's voice we would have an unstoppable Elle.
Elle has to look like a Harvard Law student.
Oh, and I almost forgot to mention...I'm the good cop, he's the bad cop.
#10re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 12:47pm
7) Ryan O'Connor and Nina may be the next coolest things after Seth Rudetsky.
That is right bitch!!
SporkGoddess
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/27/05
#11re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 12:52pm
You forgot to add Lauren's freshness. 
I learned that all of these girls wanted the part the most out of everybody else, even though that's sort of impossible.
Jimmy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost 9 PM!
#12re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 12:54pm
I don't know what all y'all are complaining about Haylie for, that STAR of HAIRSPRAY on BROADWAY greatly improved my counting skillz with her excellent hosting duties.
And- apparently schmacting is a *good* thing?
#13re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 1:22pmI believe they also informed us that the final audition was the toughest EVER on Broadway.
"My understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer." -- David Mamet on Jeremy Piven's early departure from the cast of Broadway's 'Speed-the-Plow'
#14re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 3:08pmHaylie Duff has alot of personality and can do anything, including perform in one Broadway show, making her more qualified than Idina Menzel.
"I saw Pavarotti play Rodolfo on stage and with his girth I thought he was about to eat the whole table at the Cafe Momus." - Dollypop
winston89
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/18/06
#15re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 3:16pmAccording to musicaltheatrefan3 Telsey and company and the judges hate jews so that was why Emma was kicked off. It had nothing to do with her talent or lack thereof.
"If you try to shag my husband while I am still alive, I will shove the art of motorcycle maintenance up your rancid little Cu**. That's a good dear"
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#16re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 3:37pmJerry Mitchell is like a LEGENDARY DIRECTOR!!
"In theater, the process of it is the experience. Everyone goes through the process, and everyone has the experience together. It doesn't last - only in people's memories and in their hearts. That's the beauty and sadness of it. But that's life - beauty and the sadness. And that is why theater is life." Sherie Rene Scott
Michelle86
Swing Joined: 7/22/08
#17re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 3:43pmguys i have a question, i'm seeing it tomorrow and i've never seen a broadway show and i was wondering...we got really bad seats to save money and i was wondering that if there were any blank seats tomorrow that maybe after the doors closed would i be allowed to move my seat?????? it would mean a lot if i were able to because my mom has really bad arthritis and needs knee replacements.
LePetiteFromage
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/19/08
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#19re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 3:52pmIt is absolutely necessary to dye your real hair blonde to play Elle Woods -- even though you'll be wearing a wig.
Now, mother always said that whenever you hear a strange, frightening, and potentially life-threatening ghostly chant coming from the dark woods that there's one thing that you should do: Not wake the others and go investigate it alone...
SpellRENT777
Understudy Joined: 12/11/05
#20re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 4:00pm
I learned that Paul Canaan is the toast of Broadway.
I also learned that the hallway to the stage door in the Palace Theater is pink.
LePetiteFromage
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/19/08
li
Swing Joined: 7/2/08
#22re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 5:09pmYou don't have to be able to conjugate ("had came") verbs––or write complete sentences––or have a firm grasp on the English language (verbal comments & blog) to be cast in a Broadway role that could require you to ad-lib in the shoes of a Harvard law student. Yikes!
#23re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 5:13pmI honestly think they just lit the stairwell with a red tone because I think it's just the normal tan cinderblock color. I could be wrong, I haven't been back there in a few months.
ko74612
Chorus Member Joined: 6/22/08
#24re: All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned on Legally Blonde: The Search for
Posted: 7/22/08 at 7:43pm
If you smoke but then you quit, you deserve a prize, even if you're not the most talented.
right Emma?
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