I must confess, I read Rosencrantz and Guildenstern when I was a kid and then years later, in my freshman year in college, I saw a REALLY terrible production of it at a college, the name of which escapes me. I spent the whole first act longing for subtitles. I'm pretty convinced it was the production seeing as how I don't recollect disliking the play when I first read it.
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."