I'll drink to that, sugarlips.
The kiddies need to make some friends their own age and stop emailing and MySpacing and stagedooring and leaving little notes with the security guard...it's fine to be a fan. I had a 45 minute conversation with Mariah Carey once. Does that make her my best friend? No. But has it ensured that, terrible crap though it is, I've bought all of her recent CDs? Yep. She's a sweetie. I'm a fan. Would she recognize me by name at Saks? I HIGHLY doubt it. Am I crushed? Please.
And so it is, young FanTweens/Teens, with your Broadway idols. Yes, it's absolutely ADORABLE that you look up to them and that someday you see your name up there in lights and you want to do what they do and you are just omigoshsosuperduperexcited that Chorus Girl X gave you her email address.
That doesn't mean she wants to be your new Bestestest Friend Ever(!!!), Big Sister, or Surrogate Mother.
Chill. Enjoy their talents, and don't stalk them.
That's all they ask.
ETA: Oh, and it DOES NOT mean that you have "connections" on Broadway that will "omg, TOTALLY get me an audition". Hearing that crap makes me want to vomit from every available orifice.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 8/29/06 at 12:37 PM