How about Eden Espathetic? That's a MUCH funnier name, works on many levels.
It does seem as if you guys are talking about a pep rally at which the cheerleaders are TRYING REALLY HARD and YOU TRY doing an in-the-air-split, it's REALLY HARD!
The clips somebody once linked to on here to demonstrate The AMAZING (unquote) Eden doing Defying Gravity made my FLESH CRAWL.
Face it, you guys, it doesn't matter to you. Quality of performance doesn't matter because you SO overidentify with that role that you think it's you and you know YOU'RE not Broadway caliber so you don't expect Eden Espathetic to be either, as long as SHE'S TRYING.
All I have to think about is her weird emphasis on the wrong words. ("or wizard that there is OR WAS is ever gonna bring....") and I think, man, there really ARE suckers born every minute if people legitimately think this atrocious performance is AMAZING.
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