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Explain your favorite broadway show horribly
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#75
Posted: 10/4/17 at 9:59pm
Dude that talks too much goes to this extremely American town to sell instruments. One uptight broad can see past his s***, dude falls in love with uptight woman. She changes her mind when her brother speaks normal. He ends up bumping into an old amigo. Some other salesman is trying to ruin the dude's street cred. Plus every woman in that town is super gossipy.
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#76
Posted: 10/4/17 at 10:27pm
Some Spanish people are in the heights and they’re trying to get out of the heights but they can’t because the power goes out and two of them have sex.
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#77
Posted: 10/4/17 at 10:44pm
Two robbers in the 1930's named Bonnet and Kid sing about their love of pictures and cars. Then they fall madly in love with each other in a sweepingly romantic story arc. Kid gets thrown in jail and cannot get a break, he ends up murdering his bully. Then they die after borrowing money from banks
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#78
Posted: 10/4/17 at 11:39pm
The crooner from that early 2000s eBay commercial leaves Liza Minnelli for Mako Tsunami, and I spend a majority of the second act crying.
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#79
Posted: 10/5/17 at 10:45pm
A narcissistic weatherman gets really sick of hearing "I Got You Babe"
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#80
Posted: 10/6/17 at 1:43am
Masked guy can't get laid, so he murders people.
Broadway Star Joined: 11/12/13
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#81
Posted: 10/6/17 at 11:15am
Boy gets raped. His hometown blames him for it.
Kid Victory. 2015.
Dying father tells lies. Son is tired of his $h*t.
Big Fish. 2013.
Gay guy in prison hallucinates and bangs a straight guy.
Kiss of the Spider Woman. 1993.
Where do babies come from? Shut Up.
Spring Awakening. 2006.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/06
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#82
Posted: 3/29/19 at 10:49pm
Attorney General Bill Barr summarizes Broadway shows: Something like that...
The list even gets Barr's politics correct:
Sweeney Todd: “A barber reunites with his wife.”
Company: “A man named Bobby turns 35.”
Hello, Dolly!: “A woman returns to her favorite restaurant.”
Dear Evan Hansen: “A kid plants an orchard.”
Hamilton: “A widow establishes an orphanage.”
Rent: “An HIV-positive singer writes a song.”
The Sound of Music: “A family decides to leave Austria.”
Fiddler on the Roof: “A family decides to leave Anatevka.”
West Side Story: “Gang members abuse police officer.”
Little Shop of Horrors: “Man feeds plant.”
Les Miserables: “French policeman drowns.”
Annie: “President Roosevelt introduces the New Deal.”
Wicked: “Tornado ravages the Midwest.”
Cabaret: “A loose performer shamefully gets an abortion.”
Chicago: “Complete and total exoneration for Roxie and Velma.”
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#83
Posted: 3/29/19 at 11:35pmWhite girl experiences reverse racism, and cheerleading solves all their problems.
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#84
Posted: 3/29/19 at 11:47pm
• Woman makes joke about being almost 30
• People get dramatically sentimental when someone twists their ankle
• Everyone dresses in glittery matching outfits... with hats
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#85
Posted: 3/30/19 at 1:04am
newintown said: "Little girl gets kicked in the head by a horse, so her mother takes her to Italy to palm her off on an unsuspecting family."
First one to literally make me lol. I think the “palm her off” clinches it. Hahaha
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/29/05
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#86
Posted: 3/30/19 at 9:35am
R&H big five
Nun marries nationalist and emigrates.
Winsome farm girl chooses corny cowboy over edgy dude living in her barn.
Long- suffering widow forgives dead abusive husband
Westerner teaches Asian tyrant manners.
Having successfully overcome her own bigotry, cockeyed perkster rewarded with DILF in paradise
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#87
Posted: 3/30/19 at 10:00am
Sad musicians and a sad widow form a very happy band - until they make it sad, too. But, like, in a good way.
Bandstand
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#88
Posted: 3/30/19 at 5:27pm
Manipulative, lonely widow upends everyone’s lives to land a rich husband she doesn’t love.
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#89
Posted: 3/30/19 at 5:31pm
blm2323 said: "newintown said: "Little girl gets kicked in the head by a horse, so her mother takes her to Italy to palm her off on an unsuspecting family."
First one to literally make me lol. I think the “palm her off” clinches it. Hahaha"
I know, this one made me snort-laugh.
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#90
Posted: 4/1/19 at 12:00pm
henrikegerman said: "Winsome farm girl chooses corny cowboy over edgy dude living in her barn."
At first I thought this was Whistle Down the Wind.
"Michael Riedel...The Perez Hilton of the New York Theatre scene"
- Craig Hepworth, What's On Stage
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#91
Posted: 4/1/19 at 12:46pm
Has-been commits murder for the "good ol'days"
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#92
Posted: 4/1/19 at 11:22pm
A guy in a purple shirt falls off the wagon because nobody wants to eat his snacks.
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#93
Posted: 4/2/19 at 8:57am
We came, we saw, we conquered...NEXT!!
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#94
Posted: 4/2/19 at 10:53am
Sad American writer tells the tragic story of when he fell in love with a prostitute/performer in a nightclub/dance hall. There’s dancing, drinking, play writing, an elephant, and the color red. Lots and lots of red.
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#95
Posted: 4/2/19 at 10:59am
Morally conflicted award-winner picks inopportune time to bitterly reminisce about past achievements
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#96
Posted: 4/2/19 at 11:33am
A soldier and his wife crash a house party. The soldier shoots at a lawyer which makes everyone fall in love with a different person. Then the party hostess dies. Curtain.
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#97
Posted: 4/2/19 at 11:42am
An old theatre is about to be torn down and a bunch of old time stars come to remember the good old days by encoring one of their starring numbers for the last time.
Understudy Joined: 10/22/15
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#98
Posted: 4/2/19 at 12:49pm
A young girl rides a bus.
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.#99
Posted: 4/2/19 at 12:58pm
Off-topic, unless you count the various stage productions of the classic book and film, but this TV listing description went viral when it was printed a couple decades back and always cracks me up:
"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again."
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