Explain your favorite broadway show horribly — Page 3

CindersGolightly said: "Hooker in a pond."

You win.

The times are a changin'. There's a guy who plays the piano. A woman buries a baby but it ends up working out. Something about anarchists and immigrants. There are too many characters. Racism is bad. Progress.

A gambler trying to avoid marrying his flu-ridden fiancee bets another that he won't be able to get the biggest prude in town to fall for him, so of course, he gets her drunk.  But then he feels really rotten, makes another bet to get a whole group to show up to her Gambler's Anonymous meeting, where they all "share" and a double-wedding follows.

A bi guy wriggles his arse a lot and tells everyone to shut up. A dead diva keeps re-appearing,

and Bette Midler stuffed up his song at his memorial.

No more clues or is it that obvious?

Updated On: 9/13/17 at 05:29 PM

ggersten said: "CarmenA3 said: "Valentina3 said: "I don't know what HALF these shows actually are."



Me either, but they are hilarious to read.



can those that post include the show name at the end? Thanks!"

Not in order or complete but so far I've seen descriptions of: Carolineor Change, Big Fish, Hello Dolly, Side Show, Parade, Hairspray, Legally Blonde, Into the Woods, She Loves Me, Anastasia, Great Comet of 1812, Les Miserables, West Side Story, Chicago, Book of Mormon, Thoroughly Modern Millie, Spring Awakening, Cabaret, Fun Home, A Little Night Music, Sweeney Todd, Sunday in the Park with George, Kinky Boots, Matilda, Come From Away, and Dear Evan Hansen. (I think The Visit and Sweet Charity arealso referenced, but I'm not 100% on those)"

No Crazy for You in there ?

henrikegerman said: "asmith0307 said: "Not a "favorite" (though I did see it twice, but...):
A young french girl becomes a woman under the watchful eyes of her two aunts - one of whom wants to partner her up withthe slightly older "big brother" in her life, mostly for his money."

Are you sure you saw it twice? Because hey aren't the girl's two aunts. They are hergrandmother and her great aunt."

Oh, right. In my defense, it has been what, two years? To me, a great aunt is still an aunt (or at least that I how I refer to them in my family)

Travellers to the U.S. don't make it all the way. 

Stevia. Olive oil. Rice flour. Sad lady makes desserts to alleviate the pain of her life.

Honestly I really have no idea what's going on here. Otherwise known as really freaking good dancers on a cruise ship. One song is super reminiscent of Ilona. 

 

Updated On: 9/13/17 at 07:44 PM

Married woman has an affair with her married doctor. 2nd married woman has affair with her married boss, whose wife is gay.  3rd woman falls for mad stalking elf. They all eat a lot of dessert. 

Everyone sleeps with each other, does drugs then is surprised when they get AIDS but are still weirdly happy about it. 

Already on this list but:

Glamorous Baroness breaks her engagement with dull Captain and leaves the country before the Nazis invade. Her gay BFF is left behind.

Updated On: 9/14/17 at 02:28 PM

Aspiring ingenue starts hearing a disturbing voice in her walls but doesn't seek medical attention or a paranormal specialist because her career is more important.

Updated On: 10/4/17 at 01:46 PM

A bunch of traitors have a heated discussion about overthrowing the government.  Then they force a musician to write it all down and force all of them to sign onto it. One abstains.