#26
Posted: 6/17/04 at 1:15pm
I couldn't narrow down my favorite line but my Mom who is 70 loved "Grab you dick and double click", LOL!
Favorite Avenue Q lines — Page 2
#27
Posted: 6/17/04 at 2:58pm
Just a few:
"My purpose in life is to make people laugh...and make money doing it!"
"Watch Judge Judy when you feel all sad and alone"
"Ah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book: Broadway Musicals of the 1940s"
"I want you to have this. It's a penny I carry around with me for good luck. It's from the year I was born, see? Who knows, maybe it'll bring you good luck. It did for me; I found you."
"I do have feeling for him"
"People always learning. Look at Mama Bird, she push Baby Bird out of nest and that it. If Baby Bird fly, good for Baby. If Baby Bird fall and crack head on groud and get eaten by Cat, then he gotta do better next time."
"I just came from my Yoga class to make it in time for the final number"
"Guys GUYS! Jesus was Jewish"
"Evelyone's a ritter bit lacist"
"My purpose in life is to make people laugh...and make money doing it!"
"Watch Judge Judy when you feel all sad and alone"
"Ah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book: Broadway Musicals of the 1940s"
"I want you to have this. It's a penny I carry around with me for good luck. It's from the year I was born, see? Who knows, maybe it'll bring you good luck. It did for me; I found you."
"I do have feeling for him"
"People always learning. Look at Mama Bird, she push Baby Bird out of nest and that it. If Baby Bird fly, good for Baby. If Baby Bird fall and crack head on groud and get eaten by Cat, then he gotta do better next time."
"I just came from my Yoga class to make it in time for the final number"
"Guys GUYS! Jesus was Jewish"
"Evelyone's a ritter bit lacist"
#28
Posted: 6/17/04 at 3:05pm
I see you caught the boquet - Princeton
Well a little girl had it first, but she wasn't very strong. -Kate
Well a little girl had it first, but she wasn't very strong. -Kate
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#29
Posted: 6/17/04 at 4:07pm
Brian slow down, it's not a race!
SH*T! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouv-
Nicky that is wrong! (I just like the way John T says it!)
Theres a pigeion squashed on the street. Ew.
SH*T! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouv-
Nicky that is wrong! (I just like the way John T says it!)
Theres a pigeion squashed on the street. Ew.
#30
Posted: 6/17/04 at 4:23pm
"I try to work in Korean Deli, but I am Japanese!"
"And Gary, you're selling all your worldly possesions on ebay..."
"In volatile market, only stable investment is PORN!"
"And Gary, you're selling all your worldly possesions on ebay..."
"In volatile market, only stable investment is PORN!"
It's only for now... - Avenue Q
#31
Posted: 6/17/04 at 4:50pm
"And now I'm a therapist, but I have no cwients, and I have an unemployed finace and we have lots of bills to pay. It suck to be me."
JOHN LITHGOW
I just realized, your last name is Butz! Both "Norbert" AND "Butz" are in your name! You must have gotten picked on a lot as a child!
#32
Posted: 6/17/04 at 5:38pm
"Ba ba ba ba ba doo doo doo doo doo" -John T. (sooo cute!)
"If you were gay I'd shout hooray!"
"Get a job!"
OFFSTAGE VOICE
I'm gonna jump!
ALL
Don't do it!
OFFSTAGE VOICE
Okay!
"If you were gay I'd shout hooray!"
"Get a job!"
OFFSTAGE VOICE
I'm gonna jump!
ALL
Don't do it!
OFFSTAGE VOICE
Okay!
"First up was Max who sang "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" [...] I haven't seen that big of a reaction to a stair descent since Audra left the attic in Ragtime." --Seth Rudetsky
#33
Posted: 6/17/04 at 5:44pm
I love the "I'm gonna jump!" line! Also, Trekkie in the background of "Special" after Lucy says "Yeah, they're real." - "Yes! I knew it! Haha, I could tell..."
#34
Posted: 6/17/04 at 5:45pm
Oh! I also love how Princeton (J Tart) says "Oh wow!" during special. Tee hee.
#35
Posted: 6/17/04 at 5:52pm
Two of my favs not already listed are both from the same song -
"Me Up All Night Honking Me Horn To Porn Porn Porn!"
"The Internet Is For Porn"
"Sorry Kate"
"The Internet Is For Porn"
"I Masturbate!" (Only because of John's delivery of that line!)
"Me Up All Night Honking Me Horn To Porn Porn Porn!"
"The Internet Is For Porn"
"Sorry Kate"
"The Internet Is For Porn"
"I Masturbate!" (Only because of John's delivery of that line!)
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#36
Posted: 6/17/04 at 6:22pm
Oh God... I don't think I have a favorite, but reading these is cracking me up!!
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#37
Posted: 6/17/04 at 7:33pm
Yeah really I keep finding ones that I forgot.
Thanks for putting "If you were gay, I shout horray!" onlylisab, I nearly wet myself the first time I heard it, sooo funny.
Not exactly from Ave Q, but from the Tony's
Hughy, Hughy. You know I'm an investment banker, so if you need help taking care of your.......assets...."
(Bwahahahahaa)
Thanks for putting "If you were gay, I shout horray!" onlylisab, I nearly wet myself the first time I heard it, sooo funny.
Not exactly from Ave Q, but from the Tony's
Hughy, Hughy. You know I'm an investment banker, so if you need help taking care of your.......assets...."
(Bwahahahahaa)
#38
Posted: 6/17/04 at 7:58pm
"I loved Titanic!"
Well I got to use it last night when the song came up. It got a laugh from a friend who has also seen the show.
Well I got to use it last night when the song came up. It got a laugh from a friend who has also seen the show.
#39
Posted: 6/17/04 at 8:55pm
When they sang Bush is only for now --------the audience cheered!!!!!!!!!!
"Life is not measured by the number
of breaths we take, but by moments
that take our breath away."
"Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain."
#40
Posted: 6/17/04 at 8:57pm
You're right Broadwaylady, they did cheer! The audience actually went crazy the entire time, but there were so many laughs and applause after that line.
All of "For Now" got so many laughs- the whole song is awesome.
All of "For Now" got so many laughs- the whole song is awesome.
I have my books and my poetry to protect me...
#41
Posted: 6/17/04 at 9:05pm
"No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys should learn to speak g**d*** English!"
Gary- Ja, it's German for happiness at the misfortune of others.
Nicky- Wow, that is German
Gary- Ja, it's German for happiness at the misfortune of others.
Nicky- Wow, that is German
You, you are the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber... and you I just don't like you.
#42
Posted: 6/17/04 at 11:59pm
There is cool **** to do, but it can't come to you....GETOUTTATHEWAYASSHOLE! F*CK YOU! :) heehee
#43
Posted: 6/30/04 at 4:27pm
Guys: "We could call you a car..."
Princeton: "We'll be fine, thank you, see ya!"
Christmas Eve: "Hope ya don't get gonorrhea!"
Princeton: "We'll be fine, thank you, see ya!"
Christmas Eve: "Hope ya don't get gonorrhea!"
Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on."
- from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
#44
Posted: 7/1/04 at 1:58am
this is the funniest thread in the world!!! All of my favorie lines have already been said!!!
#45
Posted: 7/1/04 at 2:12am
wanna go back to my room and find
a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
I <3 my dry-erase board.
a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
I <3 my dry-erase board.
#46
Posted: 7/1/04 at 11:48am
Princeton: Hey, what are you doing later ?
Kate: Grading term papers...but it's kindergarten, so they're very short, why ?
also
Kate: You've got a Friend. The Theme From Friends. That's What Friends are For. Shiiit !
lol
Kate: Grading term papers...but it's kindergarten, so they're very short, why ?
also
Kate: You've got a Friend. The Theme From Friends. That's What Friends are For. Shiiit !
lol
#47
Posted: 7/1/04 at 11:51am
It's a little strange out of context but I ruv the way Stephanie does it
Kate "Why didn't you answer my letter?"
Princeton "What letter?"
Kate "I left it with her...ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh...I feel better now"
Kate "Why didn't you answer my letter?"
Princeton "What letter?"
Kate "I left it with her...ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh...I feel better now"
#48
Posted: 7/1/04 at 1:05pm
I also LOVE the way Trekkie Monster says "Kate Monster" in The Internet is for Porn:
TM: "Oh, hello, Kate Monsterrrr"
and also
TM: "Okey-dokey"
I ruv Trekkie!
TM: "Oh, hello, Kate Monsterrrr"
and also
TM: "Okey-dokey"
I ruv Trekkie!
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#49
Posted: 7/1/04 at 3:45pm
yea rick lyon's great! i love his churn with his R's.
I also love Stephanie's delivery when Princeton says something like "Oh yea she's a friend" "Is her name PURPOSE!?!" - talk about an adorable cast!
I also love Stephanie's delivery when Princeton says something like "Oh yea she's a friend" "Is her name PURPOSE!?!" - talk about an adorable cast!
Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on."
- from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
#50
Posted: 7/1/04 at 4:19pm
OMIGOD, I'm roaring...I can't wait to see this!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Take Care! When I am thwarted I am very terrible!"
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