Favorite Avenue Q lines

#1

Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 2:07am

I'm making a list of witticisms for my MSN Messenger name, and of course, lines from Avenue Q are perfect for this. What are your favourite quotations from Avenue Q?

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Updated On: 6/17/04 at 02:07 AM

#2

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 2:17am

• "I can't even get a taxi!"
  
• "I know! Put my earmuffs on the cookie!"
  
• "Blian! I need you take out lecycerabers!"
  
• "F*** you, lady! That's what stairs are for"

And, my personal favorite quote, which I used as my away message during several late night typing sessions last semester:

"Sitting in the computer lounge, 4 am before the final paper is due, cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner, and seeing the rest of the class here too!"

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Updated On: 6/17/04 at 02:17 AM

#3

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 2:21am

Oh I used the computer lab thing every time I had to write a paper this year, or when I was actually in the computer lab. Its so perfect.


I also enjoy:
"Youre wasting money in the long run if you don't buy in bulk!"
and
"Rearrange the letters in unemployed and you get OPPORTUNITY!"

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#4

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 2:23am

OOH! And:

"In volatile market, only stable investment is porn!"

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#5

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 2:26am

Ohh the computer lab one is one of my fave's also! I thought of it everytime I was doing just that this semester...and it happened quite often being the procrastinator I am!

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#6

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 2:26am

"Except for death and paying taxes, everything in life is only for now."

#7

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 6:41am

>>I know, put my earmuffs on the cookie.<<

Who says this in the show?

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#8

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 7:00am

Nicky says it in the dream sequence with him and Rod.

#9

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 7:30am

"I'm kinda pretty and pretty damn smart (you are) thanks. I like romantic thing like music and art. And as you know i have a gigantic heart so, why don't i have a boyfriend F*CK! It sucks to be me"

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Bobby is my hobby and I'm givin' it up!

#10

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 8:16am

George Bush, is only for now!
I'm kind of pretty and pretty darn smart. I like romantic things like music and art. And as you know I have a gigantic heart. So why don't I have a boyfriend.F*CK! It sucks to be me!

There is a fine fine line between love and a waste of time.

Everything is only for now!
You do such anal things like ironing your underwear!
It sucks to be you. You win!
You can't put your finger there. PUT YOUR FINGER THERE!
I hate porn. I hate men. I hate the internet.

Updated On: 6/30/04 at 08:16 AM

#11

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 8:34am

My favorite would most likely be "watching a fratboy realize just what he put his d@#k in"

I'm sure there are more quotes I can't think of right now. They'll come to me.

Nick

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#12

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 9:16am

"Ethnic jokes might be uncouth/
But you laugh because they're based on truth"
"And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters/
Fallin' on their asses"

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"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

#13

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 9:28am

Gary's line about "Wondering if I've already achieved my purpose and the rest of my life is just a long slow walk to the grave." (I'm paraphrasing)

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"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"

#14

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 9:49am

Take her back to see your apartment.

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#15

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 10:30am

"Happiness at the misfortune of others. That IS German!" - Nicky

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"Gif me the cobra jool!"

#16

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 10:33am

Rod - "oh, my friend isn't an artist. He's a republican..... and an investment banker"

Christmas Eve - "dell, you dell him to day in cwoset den. He goo fa nutting"

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#17

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 10:34am

Bad Idea Bear 1: Take her home!
Bad Idea Bear 2: She's wasted!
All Bad Idea Bears: YAAAYYYY!!!

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"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

#18

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 10:58am

Christmas Eve:
Love and hate...
Are like two brothers
Who go on a date...

Kate:
Who go on a...WHAT?

#19

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 11:39am

Da more you ruv someone, da more you to kirr dem.

#20

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 12:48pm

4 years of college and plenty of knowledge
have earned me this useless degree
I can't pay the bills yet
Cause I have no skills yet
The world is a big scary place

You can't put your finger there...OHH put your finger there!!!

You look like David Hasselhoff

#21

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 12:52pm

...And I can't wait to eat her p**** again!

#22

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 12:53pm

Her name is Alberta
She lives in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother
And sucks like a hoover

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"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

#23

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 1:02pm

"I'm kind of pretty and pretty darn smart. I like romantic things like music and art. And as you know I have a gigantic heart. So why don't I have a boyfriend. F*CK! It sucks to be me!"

"Being on an elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!" "NO!" Schadenfreude! "F*CK you lady, that's what stairs are for!"

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I have my books and my poetry to protect me...

#24

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 1:10pm

Nicky AND Ricky???? My cup runneth over!!!!!!

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#25

re: Favorite Avenue Q lines

Posted: 6/17/04 at 1:12pm

Her head fell off in the ambulance, and the doctors spent all night re-attaching it...... but the prognosis is good!

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Slotted spoons don't hold much soup