Somehow I figured you would like that choice, PalJoey. Could you imagine the publicity it would generate in the opera world alone if they somehow managed to lure her out of retirement?
^Great dream cast PJ, can you imagine the fighting between Joan and Bette during filming? Plus I agree that Judy Garland would've not only be a great Sally, she would've been even more legendary than she was already.
I think Renee Fleming would be a fabulous Heidi. I also think Bette Midler would make a hilarious Stella Deems - her "Who's That Woman" would be killer!
"I saw Pavarotti play Rodolfo on stage and with his girth I thought he was about to eat the whole table at the Cafe Momus." - Dollypop
I always got the impression that Carlotta was a headliner when Phyllis & Sally were in the chorus, so assumed she was older. (Hence the Shirley MacLaine suggestion.) But the truth is, now that you mention it, Alexis Smith, Dorothy Collins & Yvonne DeCarlo were contemporaries. Perhaps I'm wrong in thinking that Carlotta was NOT in the chorus with them; what does the script say? Also, if memory serves, don't Ben and Carlotta attempt sex sometime during the evening? Not sure I'd want to have the image in my head of Shirley MacLaine doing it with...well, anybody, really. Judi Dench too old?
Perhaps I'm wrong in thinking that Carlotta was NOT in the chorus with them; what does the script say?
In the lead-in to "I'm Still Here" Carlotta says, "I had a Follies number once--a solo. The cut the damn thing in Philadelphia"...implying that she was never given another solo again.
In the original production she dances behind Stella in Who's That Woman. Carlotta was a chorus girl, despite the proliferation of productions with 80 year old Carlottas.
I think Zeta Jones and Zellwager, is a capital idea. They could sell it as a Chicago reunion. Maybe get John Travolta as Buddy, if he can stop chasing dudes in saunas long enough.
The thing is, normally I would say a Follies movie could never happen. But you've got some seriously powerful Broadway fans (Harvey Weinstein, Scott Rudin) who are producers, so it might happen some day.
I think getting A-listers for Phyllis (in a couple of years, Zeta-Jones would be really amazing), the two male characters and then someone APPROPRIATE as Sally could work.
I know it's the ultimate sacrilege, but one of the only ways I could see a "Follies" film working is if they fudged the time period and made it a reunion of Vegas showgirls. Did a Rat Pack/"Mad Men" kind of thing. You'd lose a lot and perhaps the whole point of the piece would be sacrificed, but face it, a film set in the 1970s looking back fondly on the Ziegfeld Follies just would not resonate for modern film audiences.
Sally- Judy Collins - or, because Collins may be a little too old for the other three leads I have in mind, I'd happily "settle" for Karen Allen Phyllis- Goldie Hawn Ben- Victor Garber Buddy- Robin Williams Carlotta- Ann-Margret Stella- Patti Labelle Hattie- Barbara Harris Salonge- Sonia Braga The Whitmans- Jerry Stiller & Anne Meara Heidi- Leontyne Price Weismann- Alan Arkin Roscoe - Paul Sorvino
"but face it, a film set in the 1970s looking back fondly on the Ziegfeld Follies just would not resonate for modern film audiences."
But movies aren't huge moneymakers anyway. No matter how much they "Meryl Streep" Into The Woods, it will never be a blockbuster. People who enjoy musicals and mothers with children will go to see it.
You could cast Lea Michele and Chris Colfer as Sally and Phyllis and it wouldn't be a blockbuster.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
^There was a time when Sondheim and Prince proposed a movie adaptation in 1972 involving former MGM stars to be the all star cast and the story taking place in a movie studio about to be torn down instead of a theater.