I saw a high school production of THE MASTER BUILDER and a gentleman seated directly next to me on my left stood up in the middle of the show and shouted to the young actors "Sorry! We have to stop the show! Stop please! Ma'am, are you alright?"
Seated to his left was an elderly woman who was leaning on him, passed out, and making slight gurgly sounds. She wasn't asleep, she was passed out. She came back into consciousness a minute later after someone had already called 911. The woman wanted to stand up and exit the theatre so that the show could continue. She did and the gentleman next to me waited outside with her until EMS arrived. She came to the theatre alone, apparently.
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When I saw LOVEMUSIK, the show SHOULD have been stopped. It had just begun and an elderly couple up in the Mezz, where I was also sitting, was arguing with a couple sitting down in their seats. They were late and this was the first moment in the show where late-seating occurs. The usher was perplexed as hell because both sets of tickets were the same. The house manager stepped in and noticed that the tickets which belonged to the couple who arrived on time was for the following evening's performance. Somehow the ticket-taker missed it. So the couple got up and were leaving and apologized and the couple who arrived late asked "how could you not know which night your tickets are for?"
To which an audience member seated behind them (whose vision of the show must have been obstructed now for the past 5 minutes) shouted "And how the **** could you not know it is customary to arrive on time, not only because it is polite, but in case **** like this occurs?!?!"
EVERYONE in the Mezz was shushing them. The house manager raised his arms to silence the crowd and then rushed the couple who came on the wrong day out of audience.
The gentleman whose vision was obstructed due to this mess and made the retort to them then stood up, said to his wife "Let's go, we didn't spend $300 so that we have to miss the show." He shouted to the couple in front of him "Jerks!" as he exited.
The person seated next to me leaned over to me and said "Well that was morning entertaining than the show!" I agreed.
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle