I literally fell asleep during the second act of Notre Dame de Paris. I was bored out of my mind during the Goodman production of Moonlight and Magnolias. But the worst was a production of The Designated Mourner at Steppenwolf. Three people sitting at a table delivering monologues about literary social classes.
ZZZZZZZ......
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Hey, freeadmission: was "The Importance of Being Frank" a spoof in any way of "The Importance of Being Earnest?"
Yes, but no. Here's my short review/synopsis that I posted on my xanga:
"Play #1 -- The Importance of Being Frank by Mark Smith-Soto
Yes, like The Importance of Earnest because Oscar Wilde has an integral role in this play about a young, bisexual, Jewish, struggling actor (Frank) who’s girlfriend (Crystal) breaks up with him after finding out he slept with another man (Conner). Thanks to the efforts of Frank’s inner Oscar (that would be Oscar Wilde, who is also our narrator), Frank leaves his desires for men behind, tells a pregnant Crystal that he loves her, and everyone live happily ever after. Yay. All in all, a mediocre - almost forced - plot. The character of Oscar Wilde is really the only reason to watch the play as the playwright penned his lines keeping the wit and idiosyncrasies of the real Mr. Wilde delightfully at the front of his mind. There’s nothing really to draw from it, though, except the simplified and overdone moral: Love and truth conquer all. Very blah."
When I saw Little Women in January, I hated it and was so bored...I couldn't wait for it to end. After I bought the CD, (since I buy all cast albums) I found that I actually enjoyed the music. I went back to see the closing performance and really enjoyed myself. I'm glad I gave it a second chance.
I was so tired from jet lag that I briefly fell asleep at one of the most brilliant pieces of theatre I have ever seen. I couldn't help it! I was soooo tired.
Blood Brothers: The touring show in SF with Cassidy brothers and Petula Clark -Booooooooring. I can't even remember specific scenes as examples!
Titanic: Again, SF tour, CLIMAX of the show was a remote controlled 2 foot long miniature ship against a black drop running into a miniature iceberg on stage. Drop curtain for intermission. Cue audience members laughing and gathering up coats to leave.
Phantom: SF, sitdown cast -HIGHLIGHT? After watching the chandelier fall for a good 5 minutes, I was more interested to find out how the actors managed to continue looking "surprised" the entire time the thing was coming at them!
"My dreams, watching me said, one to the other...this life has let us down."
aida- only show i've ever seen where i wished it would END because it was god awful crap
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
The Lion King Enchanted April Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All Good Vibrations Brooklyn Dracula Bye Bye Birdie (City Centers) Never Gonna Dance Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Into the Woods (revival) The Music Man (revival)
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy."-Charlie Manson
AIDA- walked out at intermission...Dreadful book and dreadful songs.
"It does what a musical is supposed to do; it takes you to another world. And it gives you a little tune to carry in your head. Something to take you away from the dreary horrors of the real world. A little something for when you're feeling blue. You know?"
"I never had theatre producers run after me. Some people want to make more Broadway shows out of movies. But Elliot and I aren't going to do Batman: The Musical." - Julie Taymor 1999