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#127

re: If Evita came back to Broadway (which it probably is) who would you cas

Spidey...I mean, Eva....had to endure some fights to get where she was. Just watch out, because them lyrics can change quickly:

Get out of my face, Jordan Catalano
The truth is this baaaalcony's all mine
Took off my earrings
put on my face cream
You want a bitch fight?
The pleasure's all mine.


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

Updated On: 8/1/09 at 11:59 PM

#129

re: If Evita came back to Broadway (which it probably is) who would you cas

Oh what a bimbo
Oh what a tart
I can see that you're nothing now
but a two timing hussy
trying to steeeeal my part

But that's not kosher
the way that you look
doesn't go with the biz
I have the perfect part for you
a street walker frooooom Le Mis.


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

Updated On: 8/1/09 at 12:13 AM

#131

re: If Evita came back to Broadway (which it probably is) who would you cas

I don't expect your stage career to last
For long.
You can't sing a note
Plus your face is jacked up

You no talent homo
You can't sing, you can't act
Plus you've got that back fat
Haven't you?

So what happens now?
(You get your ass out of my dress right now)
So what happens now?
(Before I cut you with my razor blade)



#132

re: If Evita came back to Broadway (which it probably is) who would you cas

Do you think that this is TABOO?
I am sorry to say
I ain't that gay
Will wear pants.

Easier to kick your ass out the door
Don't come back again
'Cause obviously I win
Now take up your tramp boots and GO!


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

Updated On: 8/1/09 at 12:46 AM

#134

re: If Evita came back to Broadway (which it probably is) who would you cas

^ voice, yes. I don't know about acting ability.
When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain. -Kad
#136

re: If Evita came back to Broadway (which it probably is) who would you cas

wasn't van der Pol really young when she played Eva?
When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain. -Kad

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