The last movie I would see in 2014 was Into the Woods. Acceptable, but disappointing, is the best I can say for the film.
Despite the all-star cast, the movie felt cheap and under lit. The costumes were drab (especially compared to the stage originals), the production design was unimaginative (Granny’s house was a tree with a door, the “palace” looked more like a fortress), and the special effects (like the virtually unseen giants) lacking. Perhaps if less money was spent on star salaries, more would have been available for beautiful, fairytale scenery and effects (the princes ball, the witch’s garden, the giants’ kingdom), Where the stage version had a theatrical magic, this film lacked movie magic.
Many of the “stars” didn’t work in their roles for me. Meryl Streep was nothing special – her witch was less interesting than Bernadette’s. Johnny Depp’s wolf was neither human enough nor wolf enough to be truly menacing. Chris Pine’s prince lacked charm – he was either an airhead or camp (as in “Agony”).
Have no problem with James Cordon, Emily Blunt, Anna Kendrick, Tracy Ullman, and actually liked Lilla Crawford as Little Red Riding Hood.
I was impressed with the amount of singing versus dialogue, although it did seem like a lot of the songs were shortened. And while it didn’t bother me that the British actors were using their own accent, I wasn’t sure why the American actors needed to use phony sounding British accents (Chris Pine, I’m looking at you). “Giants in the Sky” is one of my favorite songs, but Daniel Huttlestone’s Cockney accent was grating on my nerves.
Was surprised to see Simon Russell Beale and Frances de la Tour in the cast – wished we could have seen more of them.
Couldn’t decide if the occasional bits of physical humor, such as Rapunzel’s prince half falling out of the tower and limping onto his horse, were funny. That said, I did find Little Red Riding Hood singing while eating to be funny.
And like with the Les Miserables movie, I’m glad I saw it, but I have no desire see Into the Woods (the movie) anytime soon. But the stage musical, I would be happy to see both again.
Coach Bob knew it all along: you've got to get obsessed and stay obsessed. You have to keep passing the open windows. (John Irving, The Hotel New Hampshire)