So I had a fun night — let’s get that out of the way first. But let’s also not pretend that Burlesque (in its current preview state) isn’t an absolutely wild mixed bag.
First: Todrick. My god. The man is devouring so much scenery I’m shocked he has any enamel left. Honestly, it’s his show in every way — starring, directing, writing — and you can feel it. Why this wasn’t just turned into a full-on one-man Todrick musical (Todlesque?) is anyone’s guess. Why he’s also directing it is the bigger mystery.
Musically, there’s good and bad. I’m fully with Diane Warren here — cutting the most iconic number from the movie is… bold. Especially when Orfeh slayed it in concert earlier this year. That said, she’s doing the lord’s work with what she’s been given. True pro energy.
Jess Foley is stunning vocally — truly. But there’s a point where “doing the most” becomes “doing too much,” and we found it.
And then there’s George Maguire, an Olivier winner, doing a striptease in lingerie that had me audibly gasp — and not in a good way. If I were still dancing, that might’ve been my “I’m out” moment.
Costume-wise, it seems like only Todrick got the full treatment. The ensemble looked like they raided the back of their own closets (with wigs to match — we couldn’t stop laughing). It’s all very “runway on a budget.”
All of this sounds harsh, and maybe it is. But there is a genuinely entertaining, potentially great show somewhere in this chaos. It was only the third preview, and the audience gave it a boisterous standing ovation — so clearly, someone is eating it up.
There’s a Legally Blonde reference in one of the stronger numbers that actually made me laugh out loud — and also made me think: this is the problem. Too many moments like that, being thrown at the wall. Some of them land, but a lot don’t. It’s a classic case of overreach. Todrick has written some good songs and knows how to work a stage, but here he’s bitten off way more than he can chew.
Anyway. Just chew on that.