So, um, darling, did you not see the large thread all about the Hello Dolly revival? If not, it covers this exact thing. Also, it's unlikely that an article from two days ago would not have been discussed on this forum, especially when it's something like this. Finally, did you not see the large question mark on the article's title?
No, Jordan, not "nasty". "Helpful." Your post should read "Well that's one of the most outright deliberately helpful post I've ever read."
Am I being snarky today? I'm not meaning to be. I have no reason to be. Weird. Maybe I should go back to bed. Honestly, I was just trying to be informative that this had been discussed. Granted, it may have come off as mean. Anyway, back to doing what I do.
Nothing is "official" if someone is in talks. The article quoted has a big question mark at the end of its header. Maybe it will happen, maybe it won't. At this point, it is anything but "official." When it's official you will read a big press announcement, then more threads can be started.
Hopefully it will go nowhere. Lupone's Dolly will be too old, too brash, too loud, lacking in humor or warmth and unsympathetic. But she'll be able to play the tuba really well.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
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Wearing a tuba while descending the Harmonia Gardens stairs could be brilliant, and then she could pick it up again for the polka contest. And to bring it full circle, she can toot a bit during "So Long, Dearie," then upend the bell on Horace's head as a button.
I would have thought that you would have considered it beneath Patti, since it's just a revival and she's not originating the part.
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Ever since Streisand was cast in the movie, the myth of the desirability of a "Younger Dolly" has been much overplayed. Yes, Dolly Gallagher was younger than Ephraim Levi when they were married, but she is no longer.
More to the point, the play depends on contrasts (and similarities) between the romantic desires of the younger characters (Irene, Minnie Fay, Barnaby, Cornelius, Ermengarde and Ambrose) and the older ones: Horace and Dolly.
The idea of an older widower wishing to marry a young girl was a staple of stage comedies going back to the commedia dell'arte. Just seeing an older man wishing to wed a young woman created an instant comic tension ("Oh, no! She should marry that nice young man who loves her!") that always led to a happy resolution.
It's the same young lovers/old lovers dynamic that can be seen in A Little Night Music...and hundreds of other romantic-comedy plots. But one group of lovers has to be YOUNGER and one has to be OLDER.
So if Dolly is young or sexy, the point is lost. Why should Horace want Ernestina over a Younger Dolly?
This was true going back to The Matchmaker, which starred the 59-year-old Ruth Gordon on Broadway and the 57-year-old Shirley Booth in the movie, and The Merchant of Yonkers, which starred the 55-year-old Jane Cowl. (Those ages were all reported as younger in a similar thread here a few months ago, but I just checked them.)
One has only to watch the amazing Pearly Bailey do the speech to Ephraim before "Before the Parade Passes By" to understand that the character of Dolly MUST be a middle-aged woman asking for a second-chance at happiness before she becomes an older woman.
And as for Patti being too brash, that's just silly. Horace refers to her as a "damned exasperating woman." They almost called the musical that.
There isn't an actress on Broadway woman more exasperating than Patti LuPone.