La Cage, Oh no….
I went last night and the entire experience was like riding a wave of queer euphoria before crashing into cringy and incoherent moments.
The Good:
- James Jackson Jr. and Tonya Pinkins both have mastered the art of making meals out of scraps. Having seen Christine Andreas and Debbie Kurup do the role previously in other productions, Tonya brought a sexuality to the role that made it less overtly camp. Jackson’s bitchy queen cadence that served him well in A Strange Loop and White Girl In Danger works well here. All the sass of a maid/butler while tall enough to looks like Albin’s bodyguard. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at someone trying to kick luggage down a runway in heels and got so close before accidentally sending it into the pit.
- Alaman Diadhou is really a rising star and you can see his talents on full display. He’s really a lovesick boy who is blinded to the consequences of his actions and not necessarily the traditional cad archetype. I actually liked his “Anne on my Arm” tap break since it felt like it harkened back to classic musicals.
- Billy’s “Mascara” - to me, THIS was the true number that made me a bit weepy because it’s an evolution from being sad, but picking yourself up and pressing on, tits, feathers, and all. It was also the only point during the night where I had hope that he was on a vocally steady track. Unfortunately, more on that later.
- “Masculinity” was a gas, mostly because that was a prime moment for Billy to properly be a ham in the midst of an absurd premise.
The Mixed:
- Wayne Brady is certainly amiable and charming, but fell a bit flat in the acting and singing. I was hoping for far more dynamism, especially during the emcee moments (and it made me miss Kelsey Grammer a bit) Granted, the role is constructed for someone who is passably an “actor who sings”, but you could tell he was exhausted.
- The overall concept of this production. I think Robert O’Hara made a good effort to put a lot of ingredients into this recipe, but then forgot to turn on the stove. The fundamental misstep, as others have noted, is the complete lack of understanding where in space and time we were - since it felt like every diva icon had some form of representation, but also the charming “old school” moments were in direct clash with the contemporary aesthetic. If given more time, things could possibly be fleshed out, but it’s not a surface level fix.
- I don’t like that the Renauds (the cafe owners) and the Dindons are separate tracks. Combine them like in the 2010 revival - seems easy enough.
The Bad:
- Billy Porter - I hesitated to put him in this column because it seems in vogue to pile on him. I give him a LOT of credit for getting himself back on stage to lead a musical of this scope after a life threatening illness. However, even allowing grace for that, Porter was simply not up to the task. His wheels really started coming off during the title number, where he needed to refer to the lyrics in the book and it deflated any chance to play with the audience. On top of that, it was the first vocal instance of “go on and pick a note, any note” riffing because the vocal fry prevented him staying on key. He also broke the fourth wall on purpose a few times, including simulating fellatio on a croissant, before stopping to laugh and say “I forgot this was a family show”.
- “I Am What I Am” - Unfortunately was NOT as good as had been reported. Porter dispensed with the entire musical buildup of the song and was all over the place. Albin is hurt in that moment, but throughout the song he finds his resolve. Here, Porter takes the “screw you, I’m fabulous” approach from the jump and it just didn’t work for me.
- WHY THE HELL DID THEY NEED 19 CAGELLES?! The opening number looked like a Drag Race Chorus Line Challenge. We only need 12. The Regent’s Open Air Park production in London had just as much playing space and made it work without looking like the cast was going to car crash into each other.
In summary - this really needed more time in the cooker. Obviously it’s a concert-style staging, but ultimately it felt like they tried to “Jellicle Ball” LA CAGE and ended up looking painfully quaint by comparison
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