What the hell was that.
I know some felt the 04 revival was “soulless but entertaining”, but this one isn’t entertaining, and its soul feels misguided.
Mascara is sort of the encapsulation of everything wrong with this revival. It’s the original “get ready with me!” sequence and a gift to a showman - yet here Billy stands there while other people pretend to get him ready. (He’s already ready.) Then, when it’s time for the number to transition to “on stage,” the Cagelles mostly just stand around and the lighting barely changes. I LOVED Robert O’hara’s production of JELLY’S LAST JAM and a lot of his other shows, but this misses the mark.
This is some of the worst choreography I’ve ever seen at Encores. Lifeless musical numbers with no build, and a too-large ensemble that feels like those Public Works or Master Voices productions where a big group of amateurs come onstage costumed from their own closet and just stand there.
The pacing is slow, and this production emphasizes the weaknesses in Fierstein's book. Especially everything that follows Best Of Times -- just wrap up the show already.
Credit where it’s due, there are about 30 GREAT minutes: I Am What I Am, then intermission where I could gossip with the girls, then the Entr’acte with full orchestra, and then Masculinity and the surrounding scene. Masculinity is the one moment with some life, some direction, and some comic timing. Billy as Mother is also quite good (maybe more convincing than other Albins I’ve seen), and Wayne Brady and James Jackson are almost great.