In any musical based on Victorian drama:
-When the humble heroine has her angsty solo
-When there's a secret wife somewhere
-When the sullen male lead sings an evasive ballad overwrought with metaphor
-When the set does something incredibly amazing...but the show is still boring
-When the music has a raptuous orchestration... but the show is still boring.
-When there's a gorgeous waltz, ballroom scene, or other celebration with resplendent costumes... but the show is still boring.
-When the name of the house or estate is mentioned with ominous significance.
And in general...
take a drink when Frank Wildhorn releases a new recording of Jekyll and Hyde.
Updated On: 6/27/06 at 12:21 PM