I have a game. Go from Stage door to Stage door when all the shows let out and have a drink for every person waiting for an autograph. Ending with the Gershwin theatre
in response to the Blood Brothers one: after seeing that show in London on a night I wasn't going to the pubs, I ran out of that theatre and went to the nearest pub to drink that show out of my head.
I'm not creative enough for this thread :)
and all that I could do because of you was talk of love...
Guys and Dolls- Everytime there is a "Follow the Fold" reprise, instrumental or otherwise.
Fiddler on the Roof- Anytime anyone says "Tradition"
Sweeney Todd- When the name "Johanna" is sung.
Zanna, Don't!- Every song that contains the word "love" in the title.
Tommy- Everytime "Deaf, dumb, and blind" is sung.
Pippin- Anytime something happens that you don't quite understand the significance of.
"Writing should be easy, like a monkey driving a speedboat..." -[title of show]
"I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and meet up with them later." -Mitch Hedberg
Godspell: Every time they say the word "day". High School Musical: every time they mention creme brulee (hopefully you'll pass out before you have to listen to any more) Ragtime: Three ways, everytime you hear either a New Rochelle character singing, an African American character singing, or an Immigrant character singing. Pump Boys and Dinettes, Big River, Cats and Oh, Calcutta!: Every time they make you want to shoot yourself.
jasonf--you crack me up!! I was about to say the exact same thing for Phantom (every time a song melody is repeated, and that of course goes for any Webber show). The Cats comment too was hysterical.
Arghh! Grammar pet peeve #1: your vs you're. "Your" is a possessive pronoun. "You're" is the contraction of "you are."
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Take a nip for every instance of "heiling" or mention of Hitler during "The Producers".
...And so, there I was at the stage door for "Equus". The enthused avalanche of "Harry Potter" fans was literally pushing me into the barricades. As I was thrust face-first into Daniel Radcliffe's hat, I suddenly felt the thumb of a lanky gentleman behind me pressing firmly into my back. It was then that I realized that both of his hands had Playbills, and that both arms were outstretched in front of me...
"Let's see....take a shot whenever a bell is heard during 'The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee'"
I like that one. Can you imagine sitting in the audience and everytime the bell rings, everybody takes a quick shot? I guess it's best in that kind of theatre.
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
"Wherever you go... I'll be right there. When you get your own private kick in the ass, just remember: it's a present from me to you."
Rose's dying words to Louise
Assassins- Every Gunshot, also works with the Sweeney throat slashes.
If Percy Blakeney were in Les Mis....
Percy: Sink me! If it isn't Javvurt!
Javert: Zsah-vair, it's pronounced Zsah-vair.
Pecry: But it's spelled J-A-V-E-R-T Javvurt.
Javert: Repeat after me Zsah...Zsah....
Percy: Oh! Zsa-Zsa! Like the Gabor sister! Well I personally have always prefered Eva.
Javert: (Looks for gun)
Percy: Sink me! If it isn't Javvurt!
Javert: Zsah-vair, it's pronounced Zsah-vair.
Pecry: But it's spelled J-A-V-E-R-T Javvurt.
Javert: Repeat after me Zsah...Zsah....
Percy: Oh! Zsa-Zsa! Like the Gabor sister! Well I personally have always prefered Eva.
Javert: (Looks for gun)
'Acting provides the fulfillment of never being fulfilled. You're never as good as you'd like to be. So there's always something to hope for.'
-- Washington Irving
-When the humble heroine has her angsty solo -When there's a secret wife somewhere -When the sullen male lead sings an evasive ballad overwrought with metaphor -When the set does something incredibly amazing...but the show is still boring -When the music has a raptuous orchestration... but the show is still boring. -When there's a gorgeous waltz, ballroom scene, or other celebration with resplendent costumes... but the show is still boring. -When the name of the house or estate is mentioned with ominous significance.
And in general... take a drink when Frank Wildhorn releases a new recording of Jekyll and Hyde.
For everytime someone screams in Into the Woods For everytime they say "into the woods" in Into the Woods For everytime the whistle goes off and someone is thrown down the chute in Sweeney Todd For everytime sex is mentioned in Rocky Horror Picture Show For every musical theatre or old Monty Python reference in Spamalot
every time Stephen Schwartz uses a half-rhyme in a lyric of Wicked.
I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.