So, since my internet was out yesterday, I listened to the first Spiderman preview (I'm not elaborating on the how, and please do not pm me). I am prepared now to give my thoughts on the show's book.
The first thing that dawned on me is that the girl in the "Geek Chorus" IS JULIE TAYMOR! It seems the every time the character spoke it was to justify or introduce one of the changes Taymor came up with ("Let's focus on greek mythology", "I just made up a villain so she's the best").
The retelling of the mythos is bizarre and really removes any connection the supporting characters have to Spiderman. Most notably;
-the complete overhaul of Norman Osborn, including the removal of Peter's best friend Harry Osborn
-Uncle Ben's only scene with Peter involves Ben yelling at him... he is then killed in a random hit and run as opposed to being shot by a burglar Peter let go. (ya know the REASON Peter decides to become a hero in the first place)
As the show stands the second act makes absolutely no sense, and the first wastes opportunities. From the sounds of it the Green Goblin meets his demise by falling out a window with a PIANO?! Perhaps if they cut Arachne completely, and oh I don't know read a comic, watched one of the many cartoons, and the movies, they *might* be able to make this not be a trainwreck.
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel